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1st Time in Text

man
what the ever loving fuck was that???
alright
thanks so much shitty tower
i wanted to see earth as a desolate shithole
forget the fact that it shouldnt have even existed
and i was bored out of my skull
ugh
whatever
im back
got a little lost and went by the ruins of earth
etc
worst roadtrip
the radio kept playing bruno mars on repeat
the ac was busted
i have sand in places i didnt think it could get to
the scenery kind of sucked
considering there was none
what i miss???

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A delicate flower that's really fucking horrible at being spiteful. Just calling it how it is.

there was a really shitty pun in there somewhere
it included your name and being spiteful and it was less ironic and more kind of blatant

If you think I haven't heard the thorny rose puns at least a thousand different times in my life and that during any of them I've been anything more than flatly unimpressed we're going to have to have a talk about what you're talking away from our encounters.

thats why i didnt outright say it
id be making run of the mill jokes when we could actually dig us some decent material
easy mode is for squares

And just like that you've got more creativity than 2/3 of the assholes I know back home. Not that I'm going to be any more impressed by whatever shit you fling at me than theirs, but at least it'll be something new.

ill find something to blow your shades off
and your socks
basically all your clothes will fly off
half the tower will have witnessed child pornography on their rep shit

Well shit, I'm really looking forward to being part of your exploitative debut on the porn scene. Anything to help a family member keep the family business afloat, although I still really doubt you're going to find anything that damn powerful.

ugh
i hope i dont
not really interested in the family business
not really my thang

Not even a little? Fuck, I can't imagine anybody who wouldn't be into spending countless hours lovingly editing puppet dick into the most obscene positions possible.

im going to have nightmares about this now
thanks
youre too kind

Shit, and I wasn't even trying. Guess I've gotten better at smashing your face into disturbing thoughts without even noticing.

i think youre just stealing my diary and reading it while im out of my room tbh

Now that's just fucking cheap. Do I really look like I'd have to stoop that low to get a jump out of you?

most people dont care where they get their blackmail material
color me surprised

I don't know if you've noticed or not, but I'm definitely not most people. Just because I'm a petty bitch doesn't mean that I don't have standards - you need to draw the line somewhere.

isnt that thoughtful of you
ill be sure to keep that in mind whenever you decide to use whatever dirt you got on me against me

You better. I spent a goddamn eternity cultivating that image and I won't have your thoughtlessness be the thing that ruins it now.

i will keep it close to my heart
makes me shed a single manly tear about it

Shit. If that's not an astounding accomplishment to have under my belt I don't know what is.

your resume will look stellar
everyone will be so jealous of it

Fortune 500 companies are going to be fucking begging for me to sign on with them. Early retirement and a yacht here I come.

life is sounding pretty fucking sweet for you
gratz

Thanks, it's nice to be rewarded for all my hard work. Scrabbling up out of poverty and puppet ass the way I did meant I was bound to be one of those goopy success stories sooner or later.