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[knightime]

man
what the ever loving fuck was that???
alright
thanks so much shitty tower
i wanted to see earth as a desolate shithole
forget the fact that it shouldnt have even existed
and i was bored out of my skull
ugh
whatever
im back
got a little lost and went by the ruins of earth
etc
worst roadtrip
the radio kept playing bruno mars on repeat
the ac was busted
i have sand in places i didnt think it could get to
the scenery kind of sucked
considering there was none
what i miss???

Comments

[windykind]

Whoop, we got a badass over here. [John throws his hands up, looking at Dave in mock surprise.] Anyway, cool! Thanks, Dave. Uh, other things... [He rests his head on his hands.] I don't really know. What do you normally have at birthday parties? Besides cake. No cake.

[knightime]

Decorations? How should I know? You're the one who lived the shitty suburban life in a house and what not. Bro and I didn't do the whole birthday party thing. Birthday parties don't sound too cool, so we opted for a mutual understanding in that both of us were coming one step closer to kicking the bucket. [Actually, he can't remember his birthdays being all that interesting other than when he got to hang out with his friends online. Whatever.] Well, if you aren't gonna handle cake, you still need quality birthday chow. Your aversion to cakes is still hilarious though.

[windykind]

Well, I dunno! I never really did birthday parties either! [It's true. After the years of "you must invite everyone to your birthday party," which he never did anyway, his dad always just took him out to do stuff and that was that. Sure, his life was more normal than Dave's, but it wasn't that Mayfield-perfect.] And my aversion to cakes is not hilarious, it's completely serious, okay. It's a disease that posions all of society.

[knightime]

I get it man. No birthday cakes. But seriously. Some rad decorations that scream John Egbert and birthday should be a thing. [Do not assign decorating duty to Dave. You are asking for paper penises to be hung all over the ceiling. Also all the SBaHJ references that can happen.]

Food also. That's how birthday parties work right? Food, music, and decorations. [Dave has no idea what he's doing.]

[windykind]

Oh yeah. I trust you, Dave. You've got this all figured out. Food, decorations, music. [Joh cracks his knuckles, grinning.] Let's get to work.

[knightime]

We can just raid the kitchen before the party. But where do we get decorations? [He'll be jacking whatever sound equipment he can get, so whatever. Might as well steal everything for this birthday. It's not like the tower cares.]