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[knightime]

man
what the ever loving fuck was that???
alright
thanks so much shitty tower
i wanted to see earth as a desolate shithole
forget the fact that it shouldnt have even existed
and i was bored out of my skull
ugh
whatever
im back
got a little lost and went by the ruins of earth
etc
worst roadtrip
the radio kept playing bruno mars on repeat
the ac was busted
i have sand in places i didnt think it could get to
the scenery kind of sucked
considering there was none
what i miss???

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[knightime]

i now know all the lyrics to every song he sang
my fate has been sealed
i am fucked
tell everyone i loved them all
ive been ruined
tainted
bruno mars has ruined me
shenanigans
thanks
that was real helpful
so i assume nothing worth noting
i heard there was a party though

[tortileghostwriter]

no
no there is still hope yet
there must be i am certain of it
hold fast to that
hie yourself to the music room and there begin detoxing immediately
a full bt and justice regimen is in order
supplement with the glitch mob as needed

anyway youre of course very welcome
i am as always glad simply to be of service

evidently so yes

[knightime]

brb
living in the media room for the next month
its the only way i can get rid of this poison
need some sick beats stat
need actual ill rhymes
that you know
doesnt have to do with being heartbroken enough to get high
seriously
worst love song
god
why do people even like this guy
of course
youre me
we are helpful beings

[tortileghostwriter]

best of luck dear twin
i wish you a speedy recovery from the bruno mars pestilence that plagues you
only the sickest of beats will do of course
though i could easily go either way on the rhymes
regardless a change of subject matter is obviously necessary

the same reason that people enjoy such dreck as eragon and twilight i imagine
their tastes just arent up to par at all
the most helpful
let that never be held in doubt

[knightime]

yeah we basically beat this subject
with a dead horse
the horse is thoroughly beaten
along with this shitty analogy
hahaha
fuck
twilight
why would you even mention that
i almost wanted to ask rose if she was into it
although i can see her being pro harry potter
with her obsession with wizards
never doubted
we are as helpful as helpful can get

[tortileghostwriter]

and then the collective entity of the dead horse and subject was beaten to death with its own corpse
lets get a move on
its almost a gem of unintentionally horrific fiction strider
i once wrote a postcolonial feminist analysis of it for my own rose as a joke
oh that simply goes without saying
though those arent much better
my own rose has the most bizarre fondness for those damnable choose your own adventure "books"

arent we just

[knightime]

i havent touched one of those books
i just know that theres a lot wrong with it
and sparkling penises
who would even want one of those inside them
id be scared my butt would sparkle after or something
it could be worst
she could be into shitty movies

[tortileghostwriter]

consider yourself fortunate strider its an absolutely abhorrent wreck
what a terrifying image
what maddening vistas of reality you have opened before me
vistas composed entirely of iridescent dicks

yes let us thank goodness for small favors for that much

[knightime]

sorry bro
cant unsee
youll dream of terrifying sparkle peens for the rest of your life
sparkling peens and creepy werewolves trying to shag you
then your daughter or son
nightmare fuel for any concerned parent

im not so lucky
egbert sure knows how to fall for the worst b rate movies