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[salamancer.livejournal.com]

 This is rather interesting.
The note I received upon arriving claims that my world was destroyed, and I have been saved. I’m quite aware it was destroyed, thank you, and I was already saved from the clutches of death and his absurd variety of board games by the game I happened to be playing at the time. In fact, I believe the fact that I was playing this game was the very reason the world was destroyed in the first place. If anyone were to need to be ‘saved’ from this coming apocalypse, it would be someone left behind on earth, would it not? Not I, who was in a certain definition of the word, quite safe where I was.
If it’s not too much for you, my apparent ‘saviors’, I would much appreciate if I were to be placed back exactly where I was previous. I had far too much to do, you see, which was of significant importance to the future well being of myself and my companions. Without me to guide them to safety, your predictions of a destroyed world will in fact come true, and it is simply something I cannot stand for.

Comments

[salamancer.livejournal.com]

Canada? That's a very interesting name. Were your parents quite interested in the country, or rather?

Yes, there are 12 of them all in total. Several of them have attached onto me and my friends, however a lot of them have chosen not to speak with us at all.

[pineandmaple.livejournal.com]

It is my name...because I am Canada. I'm aware you won't believe me but that's quite alright. Madeline or Madlin as Nepeta christened me, is fine as well.

Then quite a few of their number hasn't arrived. A shame.

[salamancer.livejournal.com]

While the concept makes me understandably wary, I have no particular reason to not believe your claims. I have encountered many mysterious things in my time, and that wouldn't particularly be the oddest.
So hello Madeline, it's nice to meet you. I apologize my friends and I most likely blew up your country due to our shenanigans.

I suppose so.

[pineandmaple.livejournal.com]

Since they claim it was destroyed either way, it's not your fault.

[salamancer.livejournal.com]

Well, even if the whole concept of our worlds being destroyed is false, we either way did destroy your country. At least, in our world.

So I keep my apology standing.

[pineandmaple.livejournal.com]

If it makes you feel better?

[salamancer.livejournal.com]

I suppose slightly. If countries are indeed sentient beings, then my ministrations killed them all. Even if such does not apply where I am from, it is a nice gesture, I feel, to express my sorrow for hurting you.

And the rest of the Earths populace.

[pineandmaple.livejournal.com]

...Unless you intend to apologize to every human from earth who appears, I wouldn't worry too much about it.