animus_network | ☀ 01

This is rather interesting.
The note I received upon arriving claims that my world was destroyed, and I have been saved. I’m quite aware it was destroyed, thank you, and I was already saved from the clutches of death and his absurd variety of board games by the game I happened to be playing at the time. In fact, I believe the fact that I was playing this game was the very reason the world was destroyed in the first place. If anyone were to need to be ‘saved’ from this coming apocalypse, it would be someone left behind on earth, would it not? Not I, who was in a certain definition of the word, quite safe where I was.
If it’s not too much for you, my apparent ‘saviors’, I would much appreciate if I were to be placed back exactly where I was previous. I had far too much to do, you see, which was of significant importance to the future well being of myself and my companions. Without me to guide them to safety, your predictions of a destroyed world will in fact come true, and it is simply something I cannot stand for.

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I am in the library, because that is where we can find computer terminals. It's the only way to access the universal network, around here. Otherwise we must rely on finding each other in person.

Oh, by the way, I have heard that the trolls are here. I have spoken to Kanaya, but otherwise, I can't say for sure. I believe Terezi was among the listed.

[She tilts her head slightly.] Just as long as you, as far as I am aware.

Oh fuck, trolls? You have got to be kidding me, they're going to be all over us with their tongues trying to taste our blood or some shit. I really don't want to be dealing with creeper aliens on top of everything else.

Also I like how you pointed out Terezi in particular. I hope you aren't implyin' anything.

I merely pointed her out because as far as I am aware, she was the troll you spoke to the most. Just as I often spoke to Kanaya, and John often spoke to Vriska. I wouldn't dare to imply anything, all tongue references aside.

Which, for the record, I believe is only a Terezi thing.

You so were. John and Vriska were totally a thing I'm not even kidding. He really wanted a piece of that creepy alien spider ass. And I'm pretty sure Kanaya had the hots for you at some point.

And hell if I know, she's honestly the only troll that I've gotten to know. There was some hilarious clown troll who had this awesome rap-off with me, and then this amusingly awful troll I managed to scare the shit out of. But yeah, honestly I wouldn't really mind seeing Terezi, she's kind of hilarious.

So what in the world are we supposed to do now that we're stuck here? John and Jade are still in trouble, are we supposed to break out of here dramatically like we're in one of John's awful movies, saving the day by implausibly kicking a ton of ass?

I'm aware. She left him a string of messages on my messenger while I was quite preoccupied with dying. [DO YOU SEE THAT? THATS HER COMPLETELY IGNORING THE LAST PART.]

Perhaps we can go on a search for them around the tower? It can't be too hard, the living spaces are all limited to one particular floor. And perhaps we can discover a bit more about this place while we go.

I was thinking of something along those lines, actually.

[This is him completely not caring that she ignored his lesbian inferences, he's used to it anyways.] Oh god you've got to tell me how that went. Also personally I think my death was a lot more unpleasant. Being shot full of lead by a silly girl kind of sucks, and knowing that it's going to happen sucks even harder.

Anyways I honestly don't want to stick around here any longer than necessary, so fuck learning about this place, it's pointless. Honestly I'll just be glad to fly all the way up to that stupid Green Sun and kill myself while simultaneously saving all of you ungrateful bastards. Anything is better than being caged up in here or something. I mean damn, I was fucking ready to go and everything.

[Her excitement to see Kanaya is just because they're friends okay okay >:T]

The whole situation was rather cute, actually. She really does care for him quite a bit. However, I do believe she is now dead such as us. Shame.
Well, I must agree. Being stabbed by Jack is not nearly as embarassing as being peppered with bullets by Jade. Via Jack.

Fine, then. Would you mind coming with me to my assigned room? If we are going to do this busting out business, I would like to take my things with me.

Fine. Let me grab my shit too, then. God you wouldn't believe the stuff they shoved into my box of wonders. At first I was like, sweet, this shit is cool, had some of my posters from home, some shitty weapons like usual, even fucking apple juice. Then I found a smuppet and thought, okay, disturbing as hell. And then at the very freaking bottom? Say hi to fucking Lil' Cal staring right up at me! I was about to chop him to bits when he suddenly disappeared. He's wandering around my room now, I swear it's driving me crazy, the sooner we get out of here the better.

Anyways, enough of my creepy ass experiences with that hell spawn, let's go.

I haven't really looked through my things, yet. I woke up and immediately looked for a means of communication.
Honestly, would you have expected otherwise among your things, Dave?

Alright. Let us head to the floor, split off to our rooms, then you can meet me in 1-01, alright?

Yeah, sounds good to me. Alright I'll see you there. Hopefully I can find something to actually carry all of my crap in, might have to tie it up into a blanket or something retarded looking.

[And he's off to go pick up his crap from his room.]

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