[identity profile] champagnedelis.livejournal.com 2011-07-31 02:26 pm (UTC)(link)
She wanted us to worship her as a god-! She thought making me eat human meat she had cooked herself would make us loyal to her. []

[identity profile] champagnedelis.livejournal.com 2011-07-31 03:51 pm (UTC)(link)
If you see her, you will stop her, yes?

She looks innocent and gentle, with her long blonde hair done up in high pigtails, speaking with her sweet English accent, but beneath that sweet exterior is the darkest of evils....

[identity profile] champagnedelis.livejournal.com 2011-07-31 03:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Excellent! If she appears, she will call herself England, remember that!

[identity profile] champagnedelis.livejournal.com 2011-07-31 03:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, yes she is. The one who caused so much trouble for Amelia when she was a child!

[identity profile] champagnedelis.livejournal.com 2011-07-31 04:07 pm (UTC)(link)
You will help me protect the children from this witch, yes???

[identity profile] champagnedelis.livejournal.com 2011-07-31 04:12 pm (UTC)(link)
I knew I could count on you!

[identity profile] champagnedelis.livejournal.com 2011-07-31 04:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Not that I can think of right now, but I will let you know if I think of one!






Oh wait! Beware of Italian women. If you don't throw salt at them, they sometimes come after you and try to suck your soul out.

[identity profile] champagnedelis.livejournal.com 2011-07-31 04:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Sometimes they can be nice.... But then they turn around and try to eat your soul while you are unaware of their diabolical plots!

Beware

[identity profile] misstates.livejournal.com 2011-07-31 04:07 pm (UTC)(link)
dont eat england's scones you will regret it

[identity profile] misstates.livejournal.com 2011-07-31 04:10 pm (UTC)(link)
... no but you will be on the toilet for a long time

[identity profile] misstates.livejournal.com 2011-07-31 04:13 pm (UTC)(link)
imagine the worst thing you ever ate





its so much worse than that

[identity profile] champagnedelis.livejournal.com 2011-07-31 04:13 pm (UTC)(link)
100 times worse.