intemperiae: (pic#3383828)
Sephiroth ([personal profile] intemperiae) wrote in [community profile] animus_network2012-05-29 04:32 am

♘ 2 : Video - backdated to 5/26

[The General seemed a bit...piqued, yet at the same time somewhat pleased. He absently stripped a dark liquid substance from his sword blade as he spoke quite calmly.]

As a precaution, I would advise avoiding Floors Four and Thirteen until the Tower maintenance crew - whatever it may be - clear both areas of debris. Anyone traveling to either floor, use caution; do not proceed alone, if possible, as we encountered hostile creatures on both floors last night.

[Hence the needed cleanup.]

Doctor Brown, Marty, my thanks again. [Sephiroth actually smiled, although it was tinged with just a bit of...malice.] Your craftsmanship, Doctor, is masterful. I'm in your debt.

Thirdly, should any residents be interested in joining our impromptu patrols or providing assistance and or support, contact either myself or Zack Fair. Experience preferred, but willingness will suffice under these conditions.

text; awesome

[personal profile] papshooshing 2012-05-31 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
SO CAN YOU OFFER AN DESCRIPTIONS
OR ARE YOU JUST GOING TO LEAVE US IN THE DARK HERE.

text; oh god it took me a bit

[personal profile] papshooshing 2012-05-31 03:13 am (UTC)(link)
INCITE DISORDER.
SO WHAT YOU'RE BASICALLY TELLING ME THAT YOU WANT TO KEEP IT TO YOURSELVES.
BUT WHAT HAPPENS IF SOME BUMBLEFUCK ACCIDENTALLY ENDS UP THAT WAY?
THEN THEY HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHAT THE HELL THEY'RE LOOKING FOR
AND NO MEANS OF KNOWING WHAT THEY'RE DEALING WITH.
REAL SMART, THAT.

text;

[personal profile] papshooshing 2012-05-31 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
THAT WON'T WORK FOR EVERYONE.
EVEN IF YOU SAY IT, THERE ARE GRUBTARDS OUT THERE THAT WILL HEAR IT AND LISTEN, BUT DO NOT HAVE THE PAN CAPACITY TO FOLLOW THROUGH.
IF MY MOIRAIL IS AS FUCKING HIGH AS A KITE, HE'S NOT GOING TO PAY ATTENTION TO ALL OF THIS.
HE WILL BE TOO FASCINATED BY THE MIRACLE THAT IS BREATHING
OR PONDER JUST HOW IT IS LITTLE INSECTS HAVE LEGS THAT STICK TO SHIT.
IF *YOU'RE* SO CONCERNED ABOUT ANSWERING PUBLICLY, YOU COULD HAVE ENCRYPTED THIS INSTEAD OF MAKING ME SPEW ALL OF THIS WORD VOMIT.
SO, ESSENTIALLY, IT IS YOU THAT IS WASTING *MY* TIME WHEN I HAVE SOME PEOPLE THAT *I* WANT TO LOOK OUT FOR.
THANKS FOR THAT.

text; welcome to bad Karkat encryptions

[personal profile] papshooshing 2012-05-31 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
YOU'RE AS OBTUSE AS FUCK, DID YOU KNOW THAT?
GOING ON AND ON ABOUT THE PUBLIC, YET NOT TAKING THIS TINY STEP TOWARDS A HAPPY MEDIUM.
WAY TO MAKE THE KID REACH THE MIDDLE GROUND WITH DOVES AND OLIVE BRANCHES IN THE WAY OF PRIVATE CONVERSATIONS.
ALSO, NO SHIT HE'S MY RESPONSIBILITY. I'VE KNOWN THAT FOR A FEW HOURS, RELATIVE TO MY TIMELINE AND A FEW WEEKS OTHERWISE.
ALLOW ME TIME TO PUT MY HOOVES TOGETHER IN THE SLOWEST CLAP IN THE ENTIRE HISTORY OF PARADOX SPACE FOR YOU SO THAT THEY CAN SYNC UP WITH HOW QUICKLY YOUR SYNAPSES ARE FIRING.
SO NOW THAT THE INITIAL PROBLEM HAS BEEN SOLVED
CAN I FINALLY ASK WHAT THE FUCK YOU FOUND???

text; sob

[personal profile] papshooshing 2012-05-31 03:37 am (UTC)(link)
[ wow. rude! ]

LET IT BE KNOWN IN THE PUBLIC SECTOR THAT I TRIED TO REASON WITH THIS DOUCHEBAG IN THE FINEST MANNER OF MY PEOPLE THAT I AM CAPABLE OF.
HE TOLD ME TO ASK IN A WAY THAT THE PUBLIC DID NOT GO SHITHIVE MAGGOTS AND I CATERED TO THIS REQUEST.
WHAT AM I GREETED WITH?
MOTHERFUCKING
SILENCE.
WRITE IT IN THE STARS THAT THIS ASSHOLE HAS NO COMPASSION FOR THOSE SEEKING TO OBTAIN INFORMATION IN ORDER TO BETTER PREPARE THOSE WHO ONLY WISH TO HELP PROTECT.