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animus_network2012-07-02 09:56 am
givesyouaboner) wrote in animus_network2012-07-02 09:56 am
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Specifically for the occupants of 2-10
[When Dirk awakens and can't move at first, he finds himself panicking. This isn't something that normally happens, so it's a huge relief when he actually is able to move. Immediately, he's able to tell he's not where he should be. His memory is a little hazy due to the fact he's still waking up, but he knows that the last thing he was doing, which certainly wasn't sleeping. Who could sleep when their home was under attack?
The letters he finds answers a few of the initial questions he has, but it leaves a billion more unanswered. His world was destroyed? Given the state it was in, he isn't surprised, but he was supposed to get into the game first. He's pretty sure this isn't it. This is horribly disconcerting, because he can't help but wonder about his friends. Did they make it to safety? Are they here?
After another few moments, he's aware he's not the only person in the room either. Well then.]
...Who are you people.
Network; open.
I'm not entirely sure what is going here, so perhaps someone can shed some light on this situation.
How is it that I've arrived here?
I'm finding the information provided by the welcoming committee highly doubtful for a multitude of reasons that I don't have time to get into at this time.
With that, I'll cut to the chase; in the off-chance that it's actually correct, that my world was destroyed, I must ask.
Does anyone know Roxy Lalonde, Jake English, Jane Crocker and their whereabouts?
[When Dirk awakens and can't move at first, he finds himself panicking. This isn't something that normally happens, so it's a huge relief when he actually is able to move. Immediately, he's able to tell he's not where he should be. His memory is a little hazy due to the fact he's still waking up, but he knows that the last thing he was doing, which certainly wasn't sleeping. Who could sleep when their home was under attack?
The letters he finds answers a few of the initial questions he has, but it leaves a billion more unanswered. His world was destroyed? Given the state it was in, he isn't surprised, but he was supposed to get into the game first. He's pretty sure this isn't it. This is horribly disconcerting, because he can't help but wonder about his friends. Did they make it to safety? Are they here?
After another few moments, he's aware he's not the only person in the room either. Well then.]
...Who are you people.
Network; open.
I'm not entirely sure what is going here, so perhaps someone can shed some light on this situation.
How is it that I've arrived here?
I'm finding the information provided by the welcoming committee highly doubtful for a multitude of reasons that I don't have time to get into at this time.
With that, I'll cut to the chase; in the off-chance that it's actually correct, that my world was destroyed, I must ask.
Does anyone know Roxy Lalonde, Jake English, Jane Crocker and their whereabouts?
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wwhy the hell not
count me in for wwhatevver shit you wwant to try
ill pencil it in under shit to do wwhen i feel like dyin again
oh thats neat
yeah
feels good
wwhen theres a you out there
wwhose Not A Fuckin Failure huh
[Projecting, who's projecting, what are you talking about.]
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What do you mean dying again?
Yeah.
I could look up to him, even.
He's successful and making dough off of smuppets.
Seriously, how rad is that.
no subject
dyin here is a Thing that happens Often
mostly because if you die
you come back
not gonna lie
its pretty damn Convvenient wwhen it comes to recovverin lost limbs an stuff
wwhat the hells a smuppet
no subject
So it does not matter what state you die in, you will return in your proper condition regardless?
It's the greatest thing ever, no joke.
It's something I--we--make, and they're flawless.
My only option is to show you when time allows.
...okay, just for that icon, I'm gonna tag this with Kafuka too. She does Japanese smilies. Always.
i wwent an got my Stupid Ass dismembered once
an then eaten by a Giant Spider please dont ask
an got back just peachy
i am somehoww vvaguely unnervved by that
wwas it meant to sound like a Threat or havve i just been hangin out wwith the WWrong Sort A People for too long?
come at me bro
I'll commit it to memory to refrain form making the same mistakes.
I doubt it'll be a problem for me anyway.
I don't actually plan on acting until I have gathered all the information I can anyway.
That was by no means a threat.
I was extending an offer to share on of my interests with you.
unf, I think I just did /badum tiss
than anythin else
the spider i think it wwas already Taken Care A
oh
Cool
do your interest happen to include movvies?
i'm just slow lolol
Maybe you should be more careful.
Did you have any means of defense at the time?
Yes, although my tastes are rather specific.
's okay <3
Please Hurt Me
youvve Found Me Out
yes i did
but circumstances bein wwhat they wwere
lets just say you cant really Defend from that kind a Accident
oh?
like wwhat?
no subject
Unless you're into dying like that, in which case I'll call you a masochist and leave it at that.
That's unfortunate.
Have you heard of SBaHJ?
no subject
isnt it
youre tellin Me
i dont think so
is that a Human Thing?
no subject
That leaves me to question though; what sort of entity are you?
It's a series of movies my bro made back in the day. Are you sure you haven't heard of them?
no subject
wwoww
that Sucks
Sorry
im a troll
pretty sure i havvent no Sorry
they might be here though
the media room has A Ton a human movvies an stuff
no subject
Although now I must ask what allegiance you have.
If they're there, they'd definitely be worth a watch.
Each piece is a work of ironic genius.
MINDFUCK IN 3... 2... 1...
an wwhat does that havve to do wwith alliance?
do you mean like
the wwhole hemospectrum thing?
i thought humans didnt havve that
or is this about jack?
huh
irony is not My Thing
but i knoww someone wwhos all ovver it
so ill probably try to see if i can find them
o o p s
We don't have a hemospectrum, but that didn't keep her from trying to make one.
Or forbidding reproduction by death.
There was a time where she required people to provide genetic material and she'd have the new generation spawn in years later so they had no idea who their ancestors were.
That was all centuries ago, though.
Now it's just Roxy, me, the Carapacians and a flooded planet.
Who would that be?
I'll look for them as well; the films would certainly brighten up this shitty place a tad.
it was bound to happen...
but humans are in an Entirely Different Univverse
howw the hell did she evven get there
...you knoww wwhat
Nevvermind
alternate univverse
im not evven goin to try an hurt my brain on that one
an i guess any empress wwould do that since the wwhole point a the empire
ours probably wwould havve too
if shed gotten A Chance
still
that sounds really fuckin terrible
ah
jade strider
shes really big on irony
im more fond a deadpan sarcasm myself
but to each their owwn
floor fourteen is the Media Floor
ill help you look if you wwant
yup....
If she treated humans in this manner I can only imagine what she did on her own planet.
Unfortunately, she's juiced up like a final boss. No one stands a chance.
I'd like to meet her, if at all possible.
All of these alternate universes have produced copious amounts of relatives I never thought I'd have.
That'd be sweet, yeah.
I haven't been to any of the upper floors yet.
Re: yup....
an
yeah
i dont really see nep enslavvin other planets though i guess that comes wwith the territory a bein heiress to an interplanetary empire
though final boss or not
theres usually a wway to deal wwith it
you just need to think outside the box
an usually be wwillin to die
a lot
oh
wwell then
youre another strider then?
i suppose she could use some company to do some ironic strider things wwith
i aint good wwith that
i also dont think shes around here
but
wwho knowws