One Smuppet [Text/Action]

[plushaeusrumpified]

[If you're in room 2 - 10 then you are perfectly free to bother him. He's already woken up and gotten acquainted with one roommate of his and now he's not doing a whole lot. It's a good time to introduce yourself, if you want.]
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so.
id really just like to know who the actual fuck has enough power to remove somebody from am sburb session.
like im not an expert on sburb or anything.
but that shit seems like it should be impossible.
and way to go dipshits but the earth was already destroyed.
and youre not the one who did that.
so there we go ive caught you in your fucking lie.
but its whatever.
ill go along with it for now.
i mean youve clearly got the most sugoi of fashion senses.
white spandex.
yellow collar.
i just feel so goddamn beautiful in it you have no idea.
k but seriously im pissed off.
i go from one shitty situation to the next.
when the hell does a bro get a break.
apparently the answer to that is never.
fuck me i need a beer.
where can i find a beer.
please tell me this place has fucking booze.

also dave.
you here.
because if youre not.


im wrecking their shit.

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[plushaeusrumpified]

YOU ARE DEFINITELY YELLING.
THIS THING THAT YOURE DOING IS YELLING.
CHECK YOUR KEYBOARD FOR THE THING CALLED CAPSLOCK.

I AM A STRIDER.
WE HAVE SENSITIVE YES OK.
GOSH.

[godofshawarma]

[ Okay, hold up, hold up, he's going to need a minute, as he's trying to master the hunt-and-peck method here. AH. CAPSLOCK. FOUND IT. Okay, we're good now. ]

i have located it! many thanks! had i known the larger format passed as offensive in your culture i would have seen an end to it sooner.

my apologies to your kind. might i know how i should address you, strider? [ because everyone is their race before they get a name ]

[plushaeusrumpified]

[Is this guy even actually for real.]

is this your first time on the internet.
or well.
ok i guess this is not technically the internet.
but whatever.
you are coming off as such a noob.

...
bro.
i am bro of the species known as strider.
we live on the planet known as fuckaroo.
in the milkysplooge galaxy.

[godofshawarma]

[ he is for the most real ]

what is internet? and what is noob? i am unfamiliar with the terms.

well met, bro. i am thor, son of odin, of asgard. i have never heard of your planet - what realm is fuckaroo and the milkysplooge of?

[plushaeusrumpified]

[No. No, you can't be for real.]

thor.

hahahaha.
right.
i get it youre roleplaying arent you.
shit who should i be.

and btw its the realm of tittiesnbeer.

[godofshawarma]

[ so real it hurts ]

yes, thor

you have a strange way of speaking and i do not follow. i play no role but my own. and you should of course be yourself, bro.

tittiesnbeer is a realm unknown to me - is it a peaceful place?

[plushaeusrumpified]

ok then i lied.
im sorry.
im a dirty liar.
please dont kill me oh great god thor.
my name is queen latifah.
i just automatically assumed we werent going for our real names.
im sorry for the initial distrust.
but where i come from its so damn hard.
i hope you understand.
the land of tittiesnbeer is a cruel place.
my lie was necessary for my survival.

[godofshawarma]

I would not slay a man nor woman over such a minor transgression.

A pleasure to make your acquaintance, your Highness.