One Smuppet [Text/Action]

[plushaeusrumpified]

[If you're in room 2 - 10 then you are perfectly free to bother him. He's already woken up and gotten acquainted with one roommate of his and now he's not doing a whole lot. It's a good time to introduce yourself, if you want.]
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[Network Post]

so.
id really just like to know who the actual fuck has enough power to remove somebody from am sburb session.
like im not an expert on sburb or anything.
but that shit seems like it should be impossible.
and way to go dipshits but the earth was already destroyed.
and youre not the one who did that.
so there we go ive caught you in your fucking lie.
but its whatever.
ill go along with it for now.
i mean youve clearly got the most sugoi of fashion senses.
white spandex.
yellow collar.
i just feel so goddamn beautiful in it you have no idea.
k but seriously im pissed off.
i go from one shitty situation to the next.
when the hell does a bro get a break.
apparently the answer to that is never.
fuck me i need a beer.
where can i find a beer.
please tell me this place has fucking booze.

also dave.
you here.
because if youre not.


im wrecking their shit.

Comments

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[plushaeusrumpified]

yeah see that just proves theyre totes lying.
if they wanted to be convincing then theyd cover up all these glaring plot holes.

so yeah between the few hours i spent in sburb and then this shithole.
i think its safe to say im getting fucking sick of temporal anomalies.
they can suck my dick.

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[mamadonna]

I Wouldn't Utilize Such Vulgar Terms In The Phrasing Of My Feelings On The Matter, But I Believe The Frustration Would Be Mutual.

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[plushaeusrumpified]

oh no.
are you like one of those christian moms who get offended at the word fuck.

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[mamadonna]

The Term "Christian" Is One I Have No Familiarity With.
But I Do Feel The Use Of Such Expletives Is Rather Needless.
There Are Children About, After All!

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[plushaeusrumpified]

oh wow.
well slap my ass and fuck me sideways.
i forgot about the children.

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[mamadonna]

I Don't For One Single Moment Doubt That You Had.
Luckily, You Have Been Granted The Opportunity To Correct This Course, And Perhaps Apologize For The Oversight.

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[plushaeusrumpified]

i am so fucking happy that i can have another chance.
thank you so fucking much you wonderful motherfucking motherfucker.
i cant believe i forgot about those little shits.
wow could i be a bigger dumbass.
fuck me.
just wow.
fuck me up the ass.
i feel like complete and total fucking horseshit.
fuck.

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[mamadonna]

If You Have Anything Useful And Sincere To Offer, I Would Much Prefer To Hear That Instead.
I Was Merely Attempting To Present You With Information You May Find At Use, But If You Should Like To Continue Focusing On A Single Small Comment I Made Regarding Your Phrasing, I Do Have Better Methods With Which To Utilize My Time.