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[If you're in room 2 - 10 then you are perfectly free to bother him. He's already woken up and gotten acquainted with one roommate of his and now he's not doing a whole lot. It's a good time to introduce yourself, if you want.]
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so.
id really just like to know who the actual fuck has enough power to remove somebody from am sburb session.
like im not an expert on sburb or anything.
but that shit seems like it should be impossible.
and way to go dipshits but the earth was already destroyed.
and youre not the one who did that.
so there we go ive caught you in your fucking lie.
but its whatever.
ill go along with it for now.
i mean youve clearly got the most sugoi of fashion senses.
white spandex.
yellow collar.
i just feel so goddamn beautiful in it you have no idea.
k but seriously im pissed off.
i go from one shitty situation to the next.
when the hell does a bro get a break.
apparently the answer to that is never.
fuck me i need a beer.
where can i find a beer.
please tell me this place has fucking booze.

also dave.
you here.
because if youre not.

im wrecking their shit.

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its a game not a place.
well.
ok its a game and a place.
fuck idk its confusing.
it also destroys places.
and youre wrong i wasnt expecting this at all.
it shouldve been impossible.

what the hells the dwma?

Is it a weaponized arena? I didn't know they could do that.
Is it sentient?

The DWMA is, or was a weapon/meister training facility in Nevada.
Given what we knew, it does feel like this should have been impossible. But I guess we were wrong about that. I'm sorry.

What's the IDK?

i dont have a fucking clue if its sentient or not.
it could be.
its all just kind of fucked up.
and doesnt even make a whole lotta sense.
even though i know a good bit about it.
doesnt stop it from being confusing.
its just a game.
you install it on your computer and then it destroys the world.
if youre lucky you get into the medium before a meteor gets you dead.

ive never heard of that.
and i know a lot about weapons.
id know about this place.
so what the hell are you talking about.

and finally.
are you serious.

It sounds like it might have been sentient.
It probably was. It must have been if it was infected.
I'm sorry. We weren't expecting the Kishin to influence technology.
Or for it to have acted this quickly.

If you're a weapons specialist, you may have known the DWMA under a different name.
Or maybe you aren't familiar with demon weapons.
Or maybe you just weren't paying attention.
I don't know! How am I meant to explain why you haven't heard of it?

And yes. Why wouldn't I be serious?

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