One Smuppet [Text/Action]

[plushaeusrumpified]

[If you're in room 2 - 10 then you are perfectly free to bother him. He's already woken up and gotten acquainted with one roommate of his and now he's not doing a whole lot. It's a good time to introduce yourself, if you want.]
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so.
id really just like to know who the actual fuck has enough power to remove somebody from am sburb session.
like im not an expert on sburb or anything.
but that shit seems like it should be impossible.
and way to go dipshits but the earth was already destroyed.
and youre not the one who did that.
so there we go ive caught you in your fucking lie.
but its whatever.
ill go along with it for now.
i mean youve clearly got the most sugoi of fashion senses.
white spandex.
yellow collar.
i just feel so goddamn beautiful in it you have no idea.
k but seriously im pissed off.
i go from one shitty situation to the next.
when the hell does a bro get a break.
apparently the answer to that is never.
fuck me i need a beer.
where can i find a beer.
please tell me this place has fucking booze.

also dave.
you here.
because if youre not.


im wrecking their shit.

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[tortileghostwriter]

[this isn't something he was prepared for. it's not like it's jade's brother, but this still hits close to home--pangs of loss and fury from a lifetime away, once his but not now(non sum qualis eram, be that as it may why does it still hurt...

Whatever. This Bro has their Dave. He'd just be extraneous, as he's increasingly begun to fear he has been for some time.]

if im to be honest for a brief moment i dont even know why i bother hoping that a new arrival might be from a world skewing closer to my own at this point

in any case i share your suspicions concerning our oh so gracious jailers

[He hesitates for a second, before he switches on the video. No Houston-forged skin tone, hair a touch lighter--that near-white platinum that the Lalondes traded in. The shades are off, and those eyes are definitely not the red that his Strider counterpart hides away. David's quashed whatever pain and doubt might have ailed him, or at least tucked it behind the facade. No Strider lineface, more a scowl.

At last, he speaks, and there's a certain hollowness at the edge of it. Like an echo.]

I realize, obviously, that you were looking for someone else. No, by all means, don't mind me. I'll leave you to it, but first, Strider the Elder, I offer you my most exultant welcome to this living hell that is no better than the one it claims to have rescued you from!

[video]

[plushaeusrumpified]

[Bro was not prepared for this at all. This place is just getting more and more... insane, for lack of a better term. Just how many Daves are there in this place? And this is obviously a Dave, he'd know Dave from anyone- even if this Dave is... different. He's not really sure how to react. The fact he's already found his Dave makes it a little awkward. But still...

This is a Dave. He's not going to shut out a Dave. Not ever. But he's quiet for a few moments, staring at him, eyes curious behind his shades as he notes the differences between this Dave and his Dave.]

Thanks.

[It's brief, a slight touch of sincerity to it laced with a little bit of sarcasm.]

So it's obvious you're a Dave. But you're right- not the one I was looking for. Still, though, how's it hanging? [His voice is casual, curious and not sarcastic like his thanks.]

[text]

[tortileghostwriter]

[nope, back to text. incredibly mature lashing out and table flipping will continue in private.]

its going simply marvelously
i can hardly imagine why someone might suggest things were going poorly
i mean ill grant that the activities of choice often leave much to be desired but really now will people find reason to complain in anything
i should think so

tsk tsk

or perhaps im speaking primarily from the vantage point of where i was prior to my arrival here
after that its all relative
at the very least it felt as if there was more that could be done about things in the game
for a time anyway