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[If you're in room 2 - 10 then you are perfectly free to bother him. He's already woken up and gotten acquainted with one roommate of his and now he's not doing a whole lot. It's a good time to introduce yourself, if you want.]
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so.
id really just like to know who the actual fuck has enough power to remove somebody from am sburb session.
like im not an expert on sburb or anything.
but that shit seems like it should be impossible.
and way to go dipshits but the earth was already destroyed.
and youre not the one who did that.
so there we go ive caught you in your fucking lie.
but its whatever.
ill go along with it for now.
i mean youve clearly got the most sugoi of fashion senses.
white spandex.
yellow collar.
i just feel so goddamn beautiful in it you have no idea.
k but seriously im pissed off.
i go from one shitty situation to the next.
when the hell does a bro get a break.
apparently the answer to that is never.
fuck me i need a beer.
where can i find a beer.
please tell me this place has fucking booze.

also dave.
you here.
because if youre not.

im wrecking their shit.

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Dunno if I should start with the monsters, the freaky shit the people running this place try to pull on us or the floors that randomly kill you.

That being said, you seriously can get us beer?

oh oh oh oh oh.
please.
tell me more about these monsters in which you speak.

and yes.
if there was ever a man who could track down the beer.
it is me.

Can we at least make it some sort of deal? I tell you about the monsters, you get me and this other guy some booze.. sounds good, right?

or i could ask any number of people about the monsters and im sure theyd be willing to spill the beans without the need for booze.
and then i could just hoard all of it for myself thus cutting you out of a sweet deal.
seriously bro tell me about em and then ill decide if its really worth it or not.
spoiler: it probably will be.
but im not gonna screw myself over making deals when i dont know what the hells up.

Fine, guess it's not like it's much effort to tell you either way. All you have to know is that they're dangerous, dude. There's plenty of different ones and you can sort of whack the smaller ones to get them out of the way, but you just got to get the hell away from the bigger ones.

Unless you want to end up as their lunch or whatever.

see that wasnt so hard was it?
and to be honest it doesnt sound nearly as bad as i was expecting.
if anything its kinda disappointing.

ill get your booze.

Sure dude, whatever you say, just don't blame me if you end up getting killed by one of those things. [ he knows there are people who can defend themselves against those things so.. maybe this guy is just one of them, who knows. ]

Thanks for the booze though, man! When can I get it?

youll get it when i find the fucking stuff.
so keep your panties on.

and the chances of me dying are nonexistent.

Whatever, better if you not die either way, no way you can find booze if you're dead.

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