Bro Strider (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
plushaeusrumpified) wrote in ![[community profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/community.png)
animus_network2012-07-02 11:28 pm
plushaeusrumpified) wrote in animus_network2012-07-02 11:28 pm
One Smuppet [Text/Action]
[If you're in room 2 - 10 then you are perfectly free to bother him. He's already woken up and gotten acquainted with one roommate of his and now he's not doing a whole lot. It's a good time to introduce yourself, if you want.]
-
[Network Post]
so.
id really just like to know who the actual fuck has enough power to remove somebody from am sburb session.
like im not an expert on sburb or anything.
but that shit seems like it should be impossible.
and way to go dipshits but the earth was already destroyed.
and youre not the one who did that.
so there we go ive caught you in your fucking lie.
but its whatever.
ill go along with it for now.
i mean youve clearly got the most sugoi of fashion senses.
white spandex.
yellow collar.
i just feel so goddamn beautiful in it you have no idea.
k but seriously im pissed off.
i go from one shitty situation to the next.
when the hell does a bro get a break.
apparently the answer to that is never.
fuck me i need a beer.
where can i find a beer.
please tell me this place has fucking booze.
also dave.
you here.
because if youre not.
im wrecking their shit.
-
[Network Post]
so.
id really just like to know who the actual fuck has enough power to remove somebody from am sburb session.
like im not an expert on sburb or anything.
but that shit seems like it should be impossible.
and way to go dipshits but the earth was already destroyed.
and youre not the one who did that.
so there we go ive caught you in your fucking lie.
but its whatever.
ill go along with it for now.
i mean youve clearly got the most sugoi of fashion senses.
white spandex.
yellow collar.
i just feel so goddamn beautiful in it you have no idea.
k but seriously im pissed off.
i go from one shitty situation to the next.
when the hell does a bro get a break.
apparently the answer to that is never.
fuck me i need a beer.
where can i find a beer.
please tell me this place has fucking booze.
also dave.
you here.
because if youre not.
im wrecking their shit.
[VIDEO]
It's cute that you think you can land a hit on me. Adorable, really. But c'mon, I know you're just dying to get a peek at my kokoro.
[VIDEO]
[Innocently.]
An' I probably could, but Jade would kill me for it. You're not supposed to shoot the bro 'a bro even if it's the wrong bro.
[VIDEO]
Also, no. No, you really couldn't. I promise. It's still really, really cute that you think you can. Oh nooo, I think the kokoro's starting to go doki doki because it's that cute.
[VIDEO]
[A shudder turn shrug.]
Eh, doesn't really matter though.
[He opens his mouth. Reconsiders the value of Good to see you alive and for once in his sorry life decides to shut it without sticking his foot so far down his throat it comes out of his nose.]