Bro Strider (
plushaeusrumpified) wrote in
animus_network2012-07-02 11:28 pm
One Smuppet [Text/Action]
[If you're in room 2 - 10 then you are perfectly free to bother him. He's already woken up and gotten acquainted with one roommate of his and now he's not doing a whole lot. It's a good time to introduce yourself, if you want.]
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so.
id really just like to know who the actual fuck has enough power to remove somebody from am sburb session.
like im not an expert on sburb or anything.
but that shit seems like it should be impossible.
and way to go dipshits but the earth was already destroyed.
and youre not the one who did that.
so there we go ive caught you in your fucking lie.
but its whatever.
ill go along with it for now.
i mean youve clearly got the most sugoi of fashion senses.
white spandex.
yellow collar.
i just feel so goddamn beautiful in it you have no idea.
k but seriously im pissed off.
i go from one shitty situation to the next.
when the hell does a bro get a break.
apparently the answer to that is never.
fuck me i need a beer.
where can i find a beer.
please tell me this place has fucking booze.
also dave.
you here.
because if youre not.
im wrecking their shit.
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[Network Post]
so.
id really just like to know who the actual fuck has enough power to remove somebody from am sburb session.
like im not an expert on sburb or anything.
but that shit seems like it should be impossible.
and way to go dipshits but the earth was already destroyed.
and youre not the one who did that.
so there we go ive caught you in your fucking lie.
but its whatever.
ill go along with it for now.
i mean youve clearly got the most sugoi of fashion senses.
white spandex.
yellow collar.
i just feel so goddamn beautiful in it you have no idea.
k but seriously im pissed off.
i go from one shitty situation to the next.
when the hell does a bro get a break.
apparently the answer to that is never.
fuck me i need a beer.
where can i find a beer.
please tell me this place has fucking booze.
also dave.
you here.
because if youre not.
im wrecking their shit.

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It's difficult though, when the kid's blatantly lying to him. He's still angry about it, and as guilty as he feels, the anger isn't going away.]
I dunno. Why the hell would I want a liar for a tour guide? I don't know if I can trust you to give me all the facts.
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Okay.
That kind of really stung. Dave kind of just goes quiet and stands there for a moment, not even sure what to say on the matter. Maybe he should leave. Abscond back to the media room or something. Get out of Bro's hair. Bro can handle himself after all.]
I should go then.