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[disbear]

Yaaay, we're back online! That was so scary. The power went off for an entire month. No food, little water, monsters everywhere, it was like Hell just stopped by. A little longer and I think lots of people would have cracked. Lots of people would lose hope. Lots of people would give into despair.

But can I just be honest here? Let me be honest. Speaking strictly as an educator, I think that to give in after just a month is pathetic. Just look at all the luxuries you take for granted. Your generation can't live or fight without them. None of this was anything close to what could only be described as "true horror". I worry what would happen during a recession.

For all the survivors, congratulations. For all the weak losers, congratulations.

By the way, don't think I haven't forgotten about the school trip. We're having that tomorrow.

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[tsunball]

[ Honestly? He doesn't want to even have to talk to this thing - who would, either way?! But at the same time, that last part about the trip is enough to get him worked up enough to just blurt out something. ]

T-.. that's still going to happen, even after all of that?!

[disbear]

What did I tell you, Kuwata?

[He turns to his side and his red eye blinks a little.]

I'm a bear of honor. And I'm your principal. I have to keep all promises and fulfill our class curriculum.

[tsunball]

None of us care about any of this shit, so there's no reason for you to keep your promises..! [ just thinking about the whole 'school trip' thing.. ] It's just since you want to bother us more, isn't it?!

[disbear]

If you stopped caring about Professor Monobear, then why did you start talking with me, you bastard?

[tsunball]

B-.. because..! [ nope, doesn't have a good answer, he actually needs to think for a moment especially since he's so worked up. ]

Because I couldn't believe you were still thinking about that whole school trip thing!

[disbear]

Me neither. And I would genuinely believe it when I think that you're coming along with us. No skipping out on this, Kuwata. Not if you want the answers behind everything.

[tsunball]

If only I could skip out on it.. [ grumble grumble. ] Knowing you, it's only going to be something weird and horrible though!

[daddydeathscythe]

How did you know about this power outage? We all just got here.
Or did you arrive before the world was-- wait a minute. Are you a bear?

[disbear]

Wh-what makes you think that?

[He gives an embarrassed look, clearly faked.]

It's obvious that Professor Monobear is a majestic elk.

[daddydeathscythe]

What? You look nothing like a majestic elk!

[He pauses, offering a small, contemplative frown.]

And didn't we all get relocated here after the world was destroyed?

[disbear]

That's right. And I was here for at least about two months. It isn't unnatural that I would know about the power outage, is it? I'm a bear of honor. I would never lie.

Especially not about my being an elk. Just check out my long, slender neck. What else could I be?

[daddydeathscythe]

But-- You just said you're a bear! You can't be an elk!

How do I know you're not lying about the power outages too?

[disbear]

Not everything has to conform to your one-dimensional worldview, you bastard!

[Angry as he might look and sound, he's honestly having more fun toying around with Spirit.]

The children of our current generation have a lot of growing up to do. They're stuck in this selfish mindset. It's infectious. What the children do carries over to the child-like adults.

[daddydeathscythe]

My worldview has nothing to do with any of this! You can't be an elk unless... Wait...

[He pauses for a moment, composing himself as well as he can.]

Do you transform into a majestic elk?

[disbear]

... Oh. My precious secret is exposed. Kyaa~n, how embarrassing!

[You're too easy to troll, Spirit.]

[daddydeathscythe]

Wait! I didn't mean that it's--

It's nothing to be embarrassed about!... Transforming into an elk is a valuable skill! You should be proud of yourself!

[cutestprogrammer]

T-Tomorrow?

[disbear]

Problem, you bastard?

[cutestprogrammer]

No...

Do-do we have to prepare anything for it...?

[disbear]

... Prepare? Prepare. Well, I guess all you need to do is bring over a swimsuit. We're going to be swimming with the fishies for an hour.

[cutestprogrammer]

A-a-a swimsuit...??

[worldrestored]

[Oh it's you again majestic elk bear-thing.]

I'm going.

[disbear]

Only if you wear a shirt, you bastard.

[Seriously, do it. You're setting up for an uncomfortable time, Naoki, damn it.]

[worldrestored]

[Pfffft like he'd ever wear a shirt again. You're out of luck there, especially with that language.]

No.

[disbear]

You're a high school student, aren't you? You're too young to be into that sort of thing.

[worldrestored]

I have no use for it.

[Seriously they'd probably just get ripped off or get burned off or something like that.]

[disbear]

So bold. So forward. I'm not sure what to feel about this.

[Monobear clutches at his heart.]

We're seriously heading towards a dangerous territory here. I don't want to give the wrong impression for this trip. Out of consideration for my students, I demand that you wear a shirt.

[worldrestored]

[Siiigh]

I'll bring a towel. But no shirts.