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[disbear]

Yaaay, we're back online! That was so scary. The power went off for an entire month. No food, little water, monsters everywhere, it was like Hell just stopped by. A little longer and I think lots of people would have cracked. Lots of people would lose hope. Lots of people would give into despair.

But can I just be honest here? Let me be honest. Speaking strictly as an educator, I think that to give in after just a month is pathetic. Just look at all the luxuries you take for granted. Your generation can't live or fight without them. None of this was anything close to what could only be described as "true horror". I worry what would happen during a recession.

For all the survivors, congratulations. For all the weak losers, congratulations.

By the way, don't think I haven't forgotten about the school trip. We're having that tomorrow.

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[daddydeathscythe]

How did you know about this power outage? We all just got here.
Or did you arrive before the world was-- wait a minute. Are you a bear?

[disbear]

Wh-what makes you think that?

[He gives an embarrassed look, clearly faked.]

It's obvious that Professor Monobear is a majestic elk.

[daddydeathscythe]

What? You look nothing like a majestic elk!

[He pauses, offering a small, contemplative frown.]

And didn't we all get relocated here after the world was destroyed?

[disbear]

That's right. And I was here for at least about two months. It isn't unnatural that I would know about the power outage, is it? I'm a bear of honor. I would never lie.

Especially not about my being an elk. Just check out my long, slender neck. What else could I be?

[daddydeathscythe]

But-- You just said you're a bear! You can't be an elk!

How do I know you're not lying about the power outages too?

[disbear]

Not everything has to conform to your one-dimensional worldview, you bastard!

[Angry as he might look and sound, he's honestly having more fun toying around with Spirit.]

The children of our current generation have a lot of growing up to do. They're stuck in this selfish mindset. It's infectious. What the children do carries over to the child-like adults.

[daddydeathscythe]

My worldview has nothing to do with any of this! You can't be an elk unless... Wait...

[He pauses for a moment, composing himself as well as he can.]

Do you transform into a majestic elk?

[disbear]

... Oh. My precious secret is exposed. Kyaa~n, how embarrassing!

[You're too easy to troll, Spirit.]

[daddydeathscythe]

Wait! I didn't mean that it's--

It's nothing to be embarrassed about!... Transforming into an elk is a valuable skill! You should be proud of yourself!