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[reddeadvirtuoso]

is it too much to ask for a little fanfare for the end of the universe?
i mean come on im out there busting my ass to do damage to an oversized electronic that a two year old could do with gravity a hard floor and fifteen seconds of irresponsible parenting
the least i could get is some fucking fireworks when the universe ejects you from existence!
but fine whatever
first order of business
who the fuck took my shovel?
you give me my gun and my rad pjs and you dont give me my shovel thats stupid
second order of business dont step on the black globs
it sucks and its stupid
third order of business dont eat the eggs here theyre fucking nasty
like seriously poultry doesnt even come in that color
maybe they made it from the black globs

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[reddeadvirtuoso]

not really
life seems to be full of a lot of retarded so i guess we can just keep on keeping on

[knightime]

its like life was retarded enough as it is
but this tower just wanted to be the overzealous and know it all asshole who wanted to make everyone else look bad so it decided to be even more retarded
it blew everyones expectation
except this is a shitty thing to overachieve in