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[reddeadvirtuoso]

is it too much to ask for a little fanfare for the end of the universe?
i mean come on im out there busting my ass to do damage to an oversized electronic that a two year old could do with gravity a hard floor and fifteen seconds of irresponsible parenting
the least i could get is some fucking fireworks when the universe ejects you from existence!
but fine whatever
first order of business
who the fuck took my shovel?
you give me my gun and my rad pjs and you dont give me my shovel thats stupid
second order of business dont step on the black globs
it sucks and its stupid
third order of business dont eat the eggs here theyre fucking nasty
like seriously poultry doesnt even come in that color
maybe they made it from the black globs

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anon text ect you know the drill

[nodeviations]

...is the font and color a trend, or do a good half of you come from the same world?

At this point, I am beginning to debate if our kidnappers have a preference for colorful thirteen year olds.

flashy red non-anon text

[reddeadvirtuoso]

the font is a slick computerized masterpiece
the color is the computerized way of expressing individuality style and flare
its the only way against the cold hard computer screen
except the real answer is because were 13 year olds on the internet and were fucking bored :|
if this is such a growing concern though then i really am gonna need to catch a predator on speed dial
or a pistol so i can shoot them in the balls