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[reddeadvirtuoso]

is it too much to ask for a little fanfare for the end of the universe?
i mean come on im out there busting my ass to do damage to an oversized electronic that a two year old could do with gravity a hard floor and fifteen seconds of irresponsible parenting
the least i could get is some fucking fireworks when the universe ejects you from existence!
but fine whatever
first order of business
who the fuck took my shovel?
you give me my gun and my rad pjs and you dont give me my shovel thats stupid
second order of business dont step on the black globs
it sucks and its stupid
third order of business dont eat the eggs here theyre fucking nasty
like seriously poultry doesnt even come in that color
maybe they made it from the black globs

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[reddeadvirtuoso]

[Elian Zigwhat, what kind of name was that]

once you get your pants on its a lovely stroll if you dont mind floors and floors of walking

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[absolute_perception]

[Just Elian will work. Weird last names are part of the package.]

I'll be sure to bring water.

[Just great. With his short stature, all that walking will wear him out. He's not exactly a physical person...oh well. Gotta start somewhere.]

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[reddeadvirtuoso]

later player
ill be chillin in the library if you make it that far

[With her feet up on the desk next to the keyboard like the classy little lady she is.]

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[absolute_perception]

I will be there.

[shoots on over to the log...]