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[reddeadvirtuoso]

is it too much to ask for a little fanfare for the end of the universe?
i mean come on im out there busting my ass to do damage to an oversized electronic that a two year old could do with gravity a hard floor and fifteen seconds of irresponsible parenting
the least i could get is some fucking fireworks when the universe ejects you from existence!
but fine whatever
first order of business
who the fuck took my shovel?
you give me my gun and my rad pjs and you dont give me my shovel thats stupid
second order of business dont step on the black globs
it sucks and its stupid
third order of business dont eat the eggs here theyre fucking nasty
like seriously poultry doesnt even come in that color
maybe they made it from the black globs

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[chronomancer]

...seriously? That was unironically the worst excuse for bad hair I've ever heard.

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[reddeadvirtuoso]

It was totally ironic. Come on Eri, get with the subtleties. Also your hair is still worse.

[VERBAL Z-SNAP.]

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[chronomancer]

[The most innocent of faces goes here.]

So wait, if defending your hair is irony does that mean your hair is undefendable? Because I'd believe that.

[He grins, mouthful of needles teeth.]

You're just jealous your hair isn't naturally this awesome.

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[reddeadvirtuoso]

.....

[ON SECOND THOUGHT SHE'S REALLY BAD AT THIS IRONY THING AUGH]

You just said you used hair gel, that's not natural.

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[chronomancer]

[Sullenly.]

...the green is.

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[reddeadvirtuoso]

[ERI Y U SAD NOW THAT'S NOT FUN 8(]

See you are part plant. Case rested.

[She's not going to address your suddenly sullen tone because feelings are lame.]

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[chronomancer]

[He's a sullen brat, let him be. Also, you offend his hair, okay. Except now he's just confused. An eyebrow arches above the rim of his sunglasses.]

I'm wwhat noww.

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[reddeadvirtuoso]

[Never letting him be.]

You're like a plant, alien mutant hybrid. Can you do photosynthesis through your hair?

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[chronomancer]

Uh. No. Not at all. Not really. What the fuck.

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[reddeadvirtuoso]

Sounds totally legit to me. Explains everything.

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[chronomancer]

It does not!

[So indignant!]

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[reddeadvirtuoso]

Does so! You even call your baby aliens grubs, and insects totally love plants!

[Noooot letting it go.]

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[chronomancer]

What the fuck do insects have to do with plants with green with my hair with grubs?!

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[reddeadvirtuoso]

[Hold pls she's too busy trying not to just crack up laughing at the moment hang on]

Your hair is green is a leaf is a thing that little insect grubs would totally dig.

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[chronomancer]

You're so full of shit.

[He shakes his head.]

Weird shit, even.

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[reddeadvirtuoso]

Stupid shit is an honored Strider Tradition. Come on, you already knew that.