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[reddeadvirtuoso]

is it too much to ask for a little fanfare for the end of the universe?
i mean come on im out there busting my ass to do damage to an oversized electronic that a two year old could do with gravity a hard floor and fifteen seconds of irresponsible parenting
the least i could get is some fucking fireworks when the universe ejects you from existence!
but fine whatever
first order of business
who the fuck took my shovel?
you give me my gun and my rad pjs and you dont give me my shovel thats stupid
second order of business dont step on the black globs
it sucks and its stupid
third order of business dont eat the eggs here theyre fucking nasty
like seriously poultry doesnt even come in that color
maybe they made it from the black globs

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[reddeadvirtuoso]

hell fucking yes
instead of drowning yourself in despair you can drown your sorrows until you dont know which way is up
much less which way your tears are fallin

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[alephbet]

I'm actually a pretty responsible drinker. Is it too late to say that?

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[reddeadvirtuoso]

yes
because when jesus invites you for drinks
you don't say "no i cant i have to drive my car home and i dont want to leave it here tonight"
you challenge him to a game of shots to see who gets the biggest hangover in the morning

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[alephbet]

Fair enough. I guess being in a tower full of things that can kill a man in a drunken stupor doesn't matter much.

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[reddeadvirtuoso]

hell no you don't let some stupid monsters get in the way
when you party with jesus, you party hard

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[alephbet]

Partying hard it is.