❦ One - [video]

[marchwarden]

[ After much hesitation on his part to even look at the odd device given to him by his captors, the proud marchwarden allows his curiosity to get the better of him. He tinkers with this odd stone for a moment or two before his confused image suddenly appears upon screen. Looking quite unsure and almost fearful of this object, Haldir speaks in a low hushed tone. ]

Mani naa ta? [ He murmured to himself, not entirely sure if this weird stone was active or not.] I've seen anything like it before...

Is this some sort of sorcery?

[ Still studying this odd thing with curious gaze, Haldir accidentally sets the communicator upside down as he speaks into it. ]

Hello? Does this ridiculous thing truly work?

[ A frustrated sigh escaped him as he rests his chin in his hands. ]

I see no point in these devices. Are we meant to use them for our amusement? If so, I am not easily amused.

Comments

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[bewareofdog]

Are you creative enough to figure one out that I haven't heard yet?

Voice.

[marchwarden]

Perhaps, that is if I use my native tongue to describe your less than desirable attributes.

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[bewareofdog]

Less than desirable? There's nothin' about me that's less than desirable!

Voice.

[marchwarden]

How can you be so certain of that, hm?

Voice.

[bewareofdog]

Because I like myself. So, there's nothin' about myself that's less than desirable!

Voice.

[marchwarden]

A respectable answer if anything.

[ While the humor in his tone is quite evident, there's also some respect laced with his words. ]

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[bewareofdog]

'Course, it is.

Voice.

[marchwarden]

Yet, it's a rather egotistical answer at best.

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[bewareofdog]

I don't see anythin' egotistical about likin' yerself. Only egotistical if you get yer engine revving thinkin' about "likin' yerself." Then it's gone too far.

Voice.

[marchwarden]

I suppose we could agree on this even if you share a strange fondness for the most bizarre metaphors I've ever heard.

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[bewareofdog]

Elves too good for that, eh?

Voice.

[marchwarden]

Too good for what?

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[bewareofdog]

The one-man or woman love fest?

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[marchwarden]

...

[ Really, Majima. Really? The Elf just can't wrap his head around this bizarre topic. ]

Why do you wish to know?

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[bewareofdog]

Somethin' they never talk about, but sure ya'll diddle. If not, that'd be really sad.

Voice.

[marchwarden]

You are a strange one, Goro Majima. Has anyone told you this?

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[bewareofdog]

Few.

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[bewareofdog]

And those were the nice ones.

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[marchwarden]

[ An annoyed sigh soon followed after Majima's confession. ]

Such a pest you are.

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[bewareofdog]

Not really.

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[marchwarden]

Only a "pest" would speak of such lewd things so freely without so much of a care.

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[bewareofdog]

What's there to be embarrassed about?

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[marchwarden]

Plenty! I mean--I'm not embarrassed to say, I'm merely unwilling.

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[bewareofdog]

I understand. I understand...

Nothin' to be ashamed about.

Voice.

[marchwarden]

Quiet, you. How did we even embark upon such a topic to begin with?

Explain this to me!