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[papshooshing]

WOW, WASN'T THAT JUST FUCKING FUN
AND BY FUN I MEAN I WOULD RATHER JUMP IN A PILE OF FRESHLY STEAMING SHIT THAN TO DO THAT AGAIN.
I'M NOT EVEN GOING TO GO INTO DETAILS HERE. WE'RE JUST LEAVING IT AT THAT, OKAY?
OKAY.
NOW ONTO SOMETHING MORE IMPORTANT THAT I SHOULD HAVE ADDRESSED EARLIER BUT WAS FAR TOO DISTRACTED BY THE FACT MY MOIRAIL CAN'T SEEM TO KEEP OUT OF THIS NONSENSE FOR MORE THAN A FEW DAYS AT A TIME.
WHICH HAS GOT TO STOP, BECAUSE I'M NOT SURE *MY* LITTLE PUMP BISCUIT CAN TAKE ONE MORE THING HAPPENING TO HIM.
SERIOUSLY, THE KID CAN'T CATCH A BREAK EVER AND MY LITTLE VEINS JUST BURST FROM SYMPATHY AND ALL THAT OTHER CLICHED HOOFBEAST SHIT.
IT'S NOTHING SHORT OF TRAGIC AND I HAVE TO WONDER WHOSE BAD SIDE HE MUST HAVE GOTTEN ON
OR IF THERE'S THIS SICK FASCINATION WITH HIM ON THEIR PART.
ANYWAY, PRETTY SURE MY INTENT HERE WASN'T TO RAMBLE ON ABOUT THAT.
IT WAS THIS:
WHERE THE FUCK IS ALL MY STUFF.
HALF OF MY BOOKS ARE MISSING AND THAT SHIT WILL NEVER BE ACCEPTABLE.
IF I CAN'T WATCH MY MOVIES ON MY OWN GODDAMN HUSKTOP, THE LEAST THAT THIS PLACE COULD DO WOULD BE TO RETURN EVERYTHING IN MY TRUNK ENTIRELY
BUT NO!
LET'S SIT THERE AND LAUGH AT KARKAT VANTAS. SEE WHAT IT TAKES TO MAKE HIM FUCKING SING LIKE SOME SONGBIRD.
YEAH WELL FUCK YOU TOO!


[ Filtered to Signless ]

AS FOR YOU.
LOOK, THERE'S SOMETHING I WANT TO...
YOU SEE, I HAVE THIS
OH FUCK IT ALL.
FORGET I EVEN CONTACTED YOU.
THIS IS DUMB AND I AM EVEN DUMBER FOR THINKING THIS WAS A FEASIBLE SOLUTION.

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[iron_infidel]

[Well he would have never expected this. Karkat actually addressing him, wasn't it usually the other way around. However, Signless does look a tad bit upset when he appears on the feed, but his smile is still present as ever.]

Yes Karkat you have my undivided attention. What is it?

text;

[papshooshing]

[ dude, he can't even look at anyone with a straight face at the moment. ]

IT'S REALLY NOT ALL THAT IMPORTANT.

video;

[iron_infidel]

[He let out a soft sigh, but straightens his posture and smiles once more.]

Karkat come on what is it? It is important if you took up the effort and attention to actually send me a private message. Come now, what was it?

[papshooshing]

[ this comes after a LONG time. sitting and thinking. ]

IT'S... PRIVATE.
PERSONAL.

[hystericull]

motherfucking touched all up by them fuckin sentimentalities, brother.
YOU ALL DONE WENT TO MOTHERFUCKING CLUTCH MY POOR LITTLE ARTERY SAC JUST THE FUCK NOW.
but let's all get to movin on to some topics which all maybe aren't to motherfucking be involving my wicked inability to suck my indecent sniveling shit all up for a hot mother fucking minute here.

THEY GOT ALL THEM MOVEY PICTURE BITCHES IN THAT ONE FUCKIN ROOM WITH ALL THE GAMES.
why don't you get your watch on of that noise they got all packed in there? :o?

[papshooshing]

HEY MAN
<>

ANYWAY, I WOULD GO THERE, BUT SHIT KEEPS HITTING THE WHIRLING DEVICE EVERY TIME I DO.
IT'S LIKE I'M FUCKING CURSED.

[hystericull]

maybe i should all be motherfucking getting at accompanying you on such fuckin excursions, then.

[papshooshing]

YOU'D HATE MY CHOICES IN MOVIES.
EVERYONE DOES.

text ≈

[heirterosexual]

wow i seriously never thought i'd actually miss your walls of text, dude.
hi, karkat.

omg john why you do this

[papshooshing]

HA HA.
YOUR HUMAN SARCASM NEEDS WORK, EGBERT.
OR IS IT THE LALONDE ONE?

because he's on a boat, motherfucker. (but not anymore.)

[heirterosexual]

not actually sarcasm!
just truth. i really never thought i'd miss them.
and nope, last i checked i'm still an egbert.
there's a lalonde-me running around here?
that's sort of creepy actually.

oh god what

[papshooshing]

YES, THERE IS A JOHN LALONDE RUNNING ABOUT.
THE CONCEPT IS TRULY SHUDDER WORTHY
BUT NOT AS MUCH AS YOU ACTUALLY *MISSING* THOSE PIECE OF SHIT MEMOS.
THEY WERE SUCH A BAD IDEA.

[caliginous]

YOU 8N'T USED TO THAT SHIT YET????????
REMIND ME HOW LONG YOU'VE BEEN HERE.

YOU SHOULD BE THANKFUL IT ISN'T HAPPENING TO YOU.

[Not that...he'd wish horror on his moirail either, but whatever.]

[papshooshing]

WHO THE FUCK ASKED YOU FOR YOUR MEANINGLESS OPINION.
NOT ME, THAT'S WHO.

[caliginous]

WHO DOESN'T GIVE A PRECIOUS FUCK ABOUT WHAT THE GRAY LITTLE GRUBSUCKER WANTS AND IS GOING TO OFFER HIS OPINION REGARDLESS OF WHAT THE SAME IMPERTINENT LITTLE NOOKSTAIN SAYS?
THREE GUESSES, FIRST TWO DON'T COUNT.

FACT IS, YOU'RE PROBABLY GOING TO BE HERE A WHILE.
MAKE PEACE WITH THE FACT THAT YOU'RE GOING TO H8 YOURSELF AND EVERYONE AROUND YOU EVEN MORE DURING THAT TIMESPAN.

[papshooshing]

HA HA HA.
HOW FUCKING CUTE CAN YOU GET?
YOU THINK YOU ACTUALLY *KNOW* ME.
SIT BACK, ASSHOLE. YOU MIGHT ACTUALLY LEARN SOMETHING IN THE WEEKS TO COME.

[gloomyapoplectic]

You Are Not The Only One Who Seems To Be Lacking Items That You Came Here With
I Am Inclined To Think It Is Tower Wide


You Will Get Used To It If That Is The Case
Misfortune Is Not In Short Supply Here

This Is Not Exactly The Point Of The Post
However
There Are Many Books In The Libraries If You Desire Reading Material
Considering This Is Essentially A Prison The Selection Is Fairly Extensive

[papshooshing]

DON'T YOU PEOPLE HAVE ANY *DECENCY?*
DON'T ANSWER THAT
IT'S PRACTICALLY POINTLESS.
THE REAL THING THAT WE SHOULD FOCUS ON HERE IS THE FACT THAT
YES, I COULD READ IN THE LIBRARY.
IT'S A THING THAT WILL LIKELY HAPPEN IN THE FORESEEABLE FUTURE.
THAT DOESN'T CHANGE THE FACT MY PERSONAL PROPERTY HAS BEEN STRIPPED FROM ME.

[gloomyapoplectic]

Im Afraid I Dont Understand What You Mean By That
So Perhaps It Is Best That We Not Focus On It

You Have Right To Be Upset
And I Hope That None Of The Items Lost Were Of Particularly Sentimental Value
I Just Have My Doubts That Voicing Your Complaints Here Will Bear Any Results
It Is Not Often The Administrators Address Concerns Posed To The Network
And When They Do It Is Is Usually With The Intent To Mock Them Or Otherwise Withhold Assistance

You Could Submit Something To The Suggestion Box
There Is A Possibility That Your Items Will Be Returned To You
The Results Seem To Be Sporadically Helpful At Best
But If You Are Truly So Troubled It Might Be Worth An Attempt

[knightime]

i think everyone is missing shit in their trunks just fyi
i didnt get a lot of my stuff back
not that im too broken over it
could be worst
they could have just left us with none of our shit
and that wouldnt be something our of their asshole jurisdiction

[papshooshing]

WHAT IF IT WAS SOMETHING LIKE A FAVORITE MIX OF YOURS?
WOULDN'T YOU BE A LITTLE PISSY ABOUT THAT?

[knightime]

i arrived without that
i think we basically lost most of our crap when raging meteors destroyed the world
there are other things to be pissed off about when it comes to the stupid crap the tower does

[permatext]

[chronomancer]

evveryones missin shit i think
but if you really wwant somethin back
go ask for it in the submission box
as for fun an your moirail
your moirail just has shitty luck
same as the rest a us here

[papshooshing]

WHICH ERIDAN ARE YOU.

[chronomancer]

...yeah
fuck this
im goin back to sleep