animus_network | And now a birthday song

[The feed turns on and look it's everyone's favorite narcissist, Eikichi Mishina.]

HOOOOOOOOO! Goooood morning, my little torre! I, the beautiful, amazing, talented Michel would like to make an announcement!

Today is July 27th, which means that it is Tachan's birthday!

And what a lucky man he is to have friends like me but especially me who has decided to prepare a little song for him! That's right kittens, as a reminder that now he's become even older at nineteen and shall continue to age each passing year. And what a celebration it will be! You, the tower, shall bare witness to this celebration as Michel takes the center stage, inspired by a popular song from our world.

I give you....Tatsuya's Vie de Loco!

[Oh my god Eikichi why are you bringing out a small musical tape and griming evilly and pressing play, the world does not need this...]

He's into track and field, hot bikes and and motorcycles.
I feel a premonition that guy's not as good as Michel.
He's into new sensations, new kicks in the candle light.
He's got a new addiction for every day and night.

He'll glare at you so hard you'll go dancing in the rain.
He'll make you live his crazy life but he's always such a pain
like a bullet to your brain. Come On!

Upside, inside out he's livin la vida loca
He'll push and pull you down, livin la vida loca
His hair is shit brown and his eyes the color mocha
He will wear you out livin la vida loca Come On!
Livin la vida loca, Come on!
He's livin la vida loca---

[While Eikichi is "singing", the sound of footsteps can faintly be heard to the right of the camera. They come closer and closer with each passing second, so it sounds less like walking and more like full blown running.

As soon as Eikichi is halfway through the song, the mystery person finally speaks. Or yells.]

YOU SON OF A-

WHAT THE F--

[Before crashing into him, a hand slamming onto the keyboard, cutting off the video feed.

It was a bit of a blur, but it looked like the birthday boy in question.

Happy birthday!!]

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wow shut up.

This is why I'm not teaching you both starlanguage, by the by.

[See stardad facepalm. Facepalm, stardad, facepalm.]

Hey I was just being nice to him for this birthday!

I don't think you know what "nice" means.

...Eikichi Mishina. You are not a very adept singer, yet. What you have him was not a gift, even if your efforts are commendable.

[All spoken line he was talking about the weather.]

[...Hey now, he didn't mean it like...]

It's not that, I just don't want everyone giving me attention. The song was alright.

[NO ONE INSULTS EIKICHI BUT HIM!!!]

[Wow being insulted by Star Bro. That sorta hurts?]

...that bad?

[It's a little quiet from his end, but Tatsuya can be heard saying that no, don't listen, it was a great gift, things like that, but he's not speaking directly into the computer.]

[...Eikichi how did you not know.]

I never said 'bad'. I simply said you are not quite as adept at singing as you are at performance as a whole. After all, if you were at the pinnacle, then you would cease to have any room to grow.

[Alcor, failing to see why this is a huge soul-crushing thing. It means you can improve!!!!!!! IMPROVEMENT IS COOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]

And you will be better in the future. Isn't that the point of performance now? To continue to grow more rounded and capable? [Legit confused sounding, here.]

[Because in his pride he blinds himself to his own weakness. LETS POSITIVE THINKING!

...Unless he's told upfront.]

I guess....

[Man can we just go back to the punching and the arguing he liked that better.]

[Annnnd back to talking into the computer.]

Wow, I really don't think this is the time for an after-school special lesson right now.

If I see it as a gift, then it is one.

Then why did you hit him?

[Fine. He gives up on figuring it out himself. He'll just ask.]

Because he was making an ass of himself and doesn't know when to turn off.

[It was a corrective measure.

THAT IT WAS FRIENDS DO okay.]

Edited 2012-07-28 04:18 (UTC)

Cause we're guys.

It's what we do.

[He's just going to let the comment sink in, and leave a visible pause in the video.]

You realize how little sense that makes to me, correct? [Yeah, now he's hit the "imploring" stage. And a mimicked sigh.] I am impressed with humanity on many levels, but your indirect methods don't...make sense to me.

[Well, he knows he's avoiding yet another party now, herp. IT KEEPS HAPPENING-]

Man, don't worry about it.

[Geez so over dramatic every time you make a mistake, stop that.]

It's just what we do, okay? We don't actually hate each other.

[NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!!!!]

...okay. [He still doesn't get it, but fine he'll accept it at face value. Still gonna bug him, though.]

Please, try to celebrate your birthday regardless. Both of you, have fun.

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vvvroom - 2012-07-28 07:33 (UTC) - Expand

...stardad is really bad at the "dad" part [text]

viditlibertas - 2012-07-28 08:18 (UTC) - Expand

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Hey...don't tell Tatsuya this cause that's not what guys do but uh...

Even if we fight a lot, we are friends, you know? He's an idiot, quiet, dumb guy that always tries to be Mr Cool and Popular...but he's still a great guy. I mean, the gang, Miyabi and Big sis...they're like family. I'd protect them with my life if I have to...

Family tends to fight a lot. Doesn't mean we don't care for each other.

Or sing them songs for their birthday...that's all..part of the fun.

...but seriously don't even tell Tatsuya, ever. We're not rivals without a reason!

Edited 2012-07-28 23:07 (UTC)

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the most legit reply I ever wrote 1/1

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this is the best thread ever 1/0

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here is the actual tag 2/2

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I am so so so sorry about Eikichi... 1/3

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there is never a need to apologize for eikichi [text still]

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Eikichi should apologize for existing really [texty text ext]

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[... uh... wow. At first, Link was not entirely sure what he just watched, but he really feels the need to speak up right now. Michel is all sad. :[ And if Link has to tell a lie to make him feel better, he's willing to do it.]

I liked your song, Michel.

[Oh well. That helps a bit.]

...hey! uh. Thanks.

[He seems to be a little better now? That's good. Still, Link wants him to cheer up more.]

I haven't heard a lot of that kind of music. [He thinks that will help. Maybe??]

[Don't worry Eikichi is good for self motivating at the same time.]

That's because Michel's style is unique!

[It sure is unique, all right.]

I wonder if I could play that kind of music, too.

fine i think an alien telling you you use too much hairspray speaks for itself anyway

You saw what my hair looks like normally.

NO one wants to look like my pops.

Except my pops.

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i tried to get people to tell me not to do this but they didn't so

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i used the wrong icon anyway, herp

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[Hello this was sent Privately TATSUYA KEEP OUT]

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