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[skulltini]

k so lemme get this striahgt
stright* godamnit
fuck it u kow what i mean
but yea earth is razzed and we got our asses saved by some ~mysterious force~ or somethin?
Roxy, let me handle this. You’re far too excitable to handle this properly.
As far as I know, SBURB was supposed to save the world, but we are clearly not in the game. We didn’t enter it, at the very least. We are somewhere that is not of our home.
Which was going to be destroyed regardless, really.
jaaaney i got this, god!!!
LMAO oops this isnt my color
doo dee doo I’m Jane and i need to stop bein such a tightass
oh shit dirk and jake
u 2’d bettr b ok n safe somewhere or im gonna b rly upset n mad at u :(
ROXY!
Ugh, wait. This is needlessly frustrating.
And stop touching my chest! You have your own!
Dirk, Jake. Or anyone here at all, I’m not picky. Can any of you tell us our location, and how we got here? Anything pertinent to the situation.
also collers
collars*
wtf is up w/ them?
I think that would count as pertinent to the situation.
just gettin it out there, janey
also
honk wonk ;)
olsmxlsmcn
ROXY.
STOP. TOUCHING. MY. BREASTS.
:)
And stop using my color! You’re going to confuse everyone.
cant stop wont srop <3
y r we still typing when were right next to each other?
I’m...not really sure. But we are. And now nobody is going to want to help us!
Because there are already so many shenanigans.
shooosh janey shooooooosh
any1 wanna help us out w/ a few answers?
We would most appreciate it.
And please stop stroking my face. It’s kind of strange.

[ooc: Tags will be coming from both skulltini and worststrider!]

Comments

[knightime]

uh
...
sup?

[He would have laughed at the comment about Roxy not really having boobs, but he's kind of floored at the moment.]

[worststrider]

...
*You* are Dave Strider?
Oh.
Oh dear.
It's an honor to meet you finally!!

[knightime]

i feel like the need to just say
nope
i was kidding
but yea my name is dave strider
...
...
holy shit can we not?
like do this im honored to meet you song and dance
ive done it once already and it hit all kinds of awkward for both parties
im not exactly the same dave that you look up too
alternate universe shenanigans at their best

[worststrider]

Even if you are an alternate version...You're capable of the same things he did.
My Bro was a hero, you know. That means you could be one too.

[knightime]

oh hell no
we are not seriously having this conversation
i was already informed about this
trust me
its like deja vu came and slapped its cock in my face

[knightime]

it also probably jizzed in my food and pissed in my juice
deja vu is pretty rude tbh
god damn it
there goes a perfectly good meal

[worststrider]

Denial is unbecoming.

[knightime]

your face is unbecoming

[He did say he's 13...

You don't understand Jane. He has a lot of unresolved feelings about this subject. Also, he is quite in denial.</small.]

[worststrider]

Your comebacks are impressive.

[knightime]

oh
are you the comebacks police now?
did my comeback not suit your high expectations?
gonna arrest me for giving out such a lame comeback

[But they aren't talking about the whole Dave being a hero thing, so he really doesn't care.]

ill keep in mind to only use the freshest of words with you
ripe and ready to be slammed down in only the most artistic of sick rhymes
the first degree burn theyll give will blow your mind

[worststrider]

I have the highest of expectations.
Quite frankly, you've not been delivering.

I look forward to your best.

[knightime]

we barely met and youre already slamming on me
not everyone is going to treat you like a queen right on the get go
sorry your highness
i didnt know you wanted only the best
this knight wasnt aware of your high stature in society
ill make sure not to make the same mistake twice

[worststrider]

A knight should know better.
And have manners.
Unless chivalry is truly dead and gone.

[knightime]

chivalry is taking a long extensive vacation
it might take it awhile to get back into the swing of things
were hoping it doesnt get lost in the bermuda triangle
youll just have to wait and deal
i know your heart is dying at the thought of being separated
dont worry
chivalry will come back
its a stubborn little shit

[worststrider]

I'm sure once it comes back you will make all the ladies and gentlemen swoon over just how chivalrous you are.
I await that day eagerly.

[knightime]

i dont need chivalry to make the girls swooning
its just a plus

[worststrider]

You need all the help you can get.
I don't see any swooning ladies, so you must be lacking.

[knightime]

last time i checked were speaking through text and no video or audio
if we were on video youd see all these bitches im covered with as i type
but you cant