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[skulltini]

k so lemme get this striahgt
stright* godamnit
fuck it u kow what i mean
but yea earth is razzed and we got our asses saved by some ~mysterious force~ or somethin?
Roxy, let me handle this. You’re far too excitable to handle this properly.
As far as I know, SBURB was supposed to save the world, but we are clearly not in the game. We didn’t enter it, at the very least. We are somewhere that is not of our home.
Which was going to be destroyed regardless, really.
jaaaney i got this, god!!!
LMAO oops this isnt my color
doo dee doo I’m Jane and i need to stop bein such a tightass
oh shit dirk and jake
u 2’d bettr b ok n safe somewhere or im gonna b rly upset n mad at u :(
ROXY!
Ugh, wait. This is needlessly frustrating.
And stop touching my chest! You have your own!
Dirk, Jake. Or anyone here at all, I’m not picky. Can any of you tell us our location, and how we got here? Anything pertinent to the situation.
also collers
collars*
wtf is up w/ them?
I think that would count as pertinent to the situation.
just gettin it out there, janey
also
honk wonk ;)
olsmxlsmcn
ROXY.
STOP. TOUCHING. MY. BREASTS.
:)
And stop using my color! You’re going to confuse everyone.
cant stop wont srop <3
y r we still typing when were right next to each other?
I’m...not really sure. But we are. And now nobody is going to want to help us!
Because there are already so many shenanigans.
shooosh janey shooooooosh
any1 wanna help us out w/ a few answers?
We would most appreciate it.
And please stop stroking my face. It’s kind of strange.

[ooc: Tags will be coming from both skulltini and worststrider!]

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PLEASE WAIT

[knightime]

uh

[knightime]

[He actually slides his shades down to stare at the monitor for a moment. Give him a minute to actually process the hot mess he's staring at.]

[knightime]

welcome to animus
you do not get any shitty tshirt or souvenir
instead you get a lot of bullshit
its a huge ass tower
which is actually p cool because theres a lot of wicked floors here
but theres also a lot of crappy monsters so good luck with that
also the tower caretakers are all assholes so youll probably hate that too
i know youre excited
but give me a second im still trying to read this hot mess of cotton candy

[knightime]

dirk
as in dirk strider who types in some badass orange?
yea hes here
idk where atm but hes here

ok no im done ill stop

[knightime]

just fyi
this is a network connected to all the terminals
and believe it or not but there are traumatized kids here already
my virginal 13 year old eyes cannot unsee what it has seen
keep that shit off the network and in the privacy of your rooms
oh wait
you guys have roommates
good luck with your public boob touching

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[alephbet]

[The guy with the visor is unimpressed by your shenanigans, but attempts to be helpful.]

Don't attempt to take your collars off, and when they call you in for maintenance on them, just go. That's all I've heard about them specifically, and I'm not sure how we were all brought here.

Your first meal has to be the oatmeal - anything else will just come up, so go along with that too. Right now a lot of the dinner options in the cafeteria are poisonous and will kill you. Avoid the soup. There's a restaurant, but you have to bring them something for them to serve you, and if you fail at getting it they take a body part. I wouldn't risk it, personally.

There are monsters out at night, so try and stay in your rooms then.

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[worststrider]

Why would collars need maintenance?
Thank you for the warnings, sir - that is really quite helpful, and good things to know.
And I hope you'll pardon my lack of desire to show my face.

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[skulltini]

shit
and i thought livin on the island could be bad smtmes
thanks

[beknightedheroine]

pix or it didn't happen ヽ(`ー`)ノ

_{[Sayaka, no.]}

[worststrider]

Excuse me?
Pictures of WHAT?

[skulltini]

of me touching janey's face?

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[quarkylass]

weird.........







um well
i pretty much have nothing else to add!
just what dave said i guess
since i have never met anyone who types in that color before
and as far as i know we were the only ones who were playing the game!
but....
sburb is not supposed to save the world
it actually destroys it! you arent really supposed to save anything
you are part of a game force that is designed to create the ultimate universe!
which was not yours :(
so you should probably say goodbye to the earth that you knew as home before because you wont see it again

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[skulltini]

[Sorry, Jade, the green text is making her do a doubletake.]

well crap
gramma was right about not trusting crocker corp shit

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[worststrider]

It's not that weird in the scope of things.

Dave?
That kid with the red text?
There's been quite a few people playing, or planning to play.
...
I see.
Though I can't say it's a big loss, as the Earth is going to be destroyed in the next few years anyways. Well, for Roxy, at least.

[givesyouaboner]

Roxy. Jane.
I'm not sure if I'm relieved or not to see that you're here.
When I first arrived here I spent weeks looking for you two and Jake. It didn't take long at all to come to the conclusion that it was better off that no one else was here.
There are things here that are much worse than what we dealt with at home.
Fuck, at least with the Baroness we knew what we were up against.
Or at least, more so than the people who run this place.
In this regard I wish you two were back home.
It's ironically much safer for you there.

[skulltini]

[She's so happy to see orange text she's not even going to question why he believes them about the Baroness finally. People have said he was here but the confirmation is what makes it for her.]

jesus christ dirk
where are you???

[worststrider]

Oh, goodness!
I'm so glad to see you here, Dirk. If only Jake was here as well!
And you believe me now! This is so great, gosh.

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[reddeadvirtuoso]

is it safe enough to assume that you're done yet
because right now you look like a hot damn mess :|
i can wait until your weird cotton candy love fest is over though
don't mind me!

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[skulltini]

y
we're done!
you're the second person to call us a cotton candy hot mess lamso
lmao*

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[worststrider]

We are done.
And it wasn't a love fest! She's just over eager. It must be because she lacks control.

[deathboss]

DO YOU GUYS KEEP TOUCHING EACH OTHER'S BREASTS LIKE THAT OFTEN?!

[skulltini]

we tehcinally just met in person
so no
techically*
TECHNICALLY*

[worststrider]

Never!!
This is our first time even seeing each other in person!!!

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[restitchtime]

Well, I guess I should congratulate you. I honestly thought that there was no session full of more mentally deficient shitheads than the idiots I'm playing with, but you went and proved me wrong! So thanks for proving that humanity can always fall a little lower.

Also next time keep the tittyfucking off the network. The only porn that's kosher here involves gratuitous loss of limbs and we'd like to keep it that way.

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[worststrider]

Your condescension is most welcome. Really.
Thank you. It's not like everyone and their god forsaken mother hasn't mentioned the fact my friend's eagerness is unwelcome.