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k so lemme get this striahgt
stright* godamnit
fuck it u kow what i mean
but yea earth is razzed and we got our asses saved by some ~mysterious force~ or somethin?
Roxy, let me handle this. You’re far too excitable to handle this properly.
As far as I know, SBURB was supposed to save the world, but we are clearly not in the game. We didn’t enter it, at the very least. We are somewhere that is not of our home.
Which was going to be destroyed regardless, really.
jaaaney i got this, god!!!
LMAO oops this isnt my color
doo dee doo I’m Jane and i need to stop bein such a tightass
oh shit dirk and jake
u 2’d bettr b ok n safe somewhere or im gonna b rly upset n mad at u :(
ROXY!
Ugh, wait. This is needlessly frustrating.
And stop touching my chest! You have your own!
Dirk, Jake. Or anyone here at all, I’m not picky. Can any of you tell us our location, and how we got here? Anything pertinent to the situation.
also collers
collars*
wtf is up w/ them?
I think that would count as pertinent to the situation.
just gettin it out there, janey
also
honk wonk ;)
olsmxlsmcn
ROXY.
STOP. TOUCHING. MY. BREASTS.
:)
And stop using my color! You’re going to confuse everyone.
cant stop wont srop <3
y r we still typing when were right next to each other?
I’m...not really sure. But we are. And now nobody is going to want to help us!
Because there are already so many shenanigans.
shooosh janey shooooooosh
any1 wanna help us out w/ a few answers?
We would most appreciate it.
And please stop stroking my face. It’s kind of strange.

[ooc: Tags will be coming from both

skulltini and

worststrider!]

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[He actually slides his shades down to stare at the monitor for a moment. Give him a minute to actually process the hot mess he's staring at.]

welcome to animus
you do not get any shitty tshirt or souvenir
instead you get a lot of bullshit
its a huge ass tower
which is actually p cool because theres a lot of wicked floors here
but theres also a lot of crappy monsters so good luck with that
also the tower caretakers are all assholes so youll probably hate that too
i know youre excited
but give me a second im still trying to read this hot mess of cotton candy

dirk
as in dirk strider who types in some badass orange?
yea hes here
idk where atm but hes here

just fyi
this is a network connected to all the terminals
and believe it or not but there are traumatized kids here already
my virginal 13 year old eyes cannot unsee what it has seen
keep that shit off the network and in the privacy of your rooms
oh wait
you guys have roommates
good luck with your public boob touching

[The guy with the visor is unimpressed by your shenanigans, but attempts to be helpful.]

Don't attempt to take your collars off, and when they call you in for maintenance on them, just go. That's all I've heard about them specifically, and I'm not sure how we were all brought here.

Your first meal has to be the oatmeal - anything else will just come up, so go along with that too. Right now a lot of the dinner options in the cafeteria are poisonous and will kill you. Avoid the soup. There's a restaurant, but you have to bring them something for them to serve you, and if you fail at getting it they take a body part. I wouldn't risk it, personally.

There are monsters out at night, so try and stay in your rooms then.

pix or it didn't happen ヽ(`ー`)ノ

_{[Sayaka, no.]}

weird.........

um well
i pretty much have nothing else to add!
just what dave said i guess
since i have never met anyone who types in that color before
and as far as i know we were the only ones who were playing the game!
but....
sburb is not supposed to save the world
it actually destroys it! you arent really supposed to save anything
you are part of a game force that is designed to create the ultimate universe!
which was not yours :(
so you should probably say goodbye to the earth that you knew as home before because you wont see it again

You talk quite a bit, though I'm sure you get told that often.
Rambling must be a natural talent for you.
Though I must thank you for the information, as preposterous as it all seems.
No, we're looking for Dirk Crocker. He does type in orange, but I'm afraid he's not related to me in any fashion.
If you're thirteen I'm sure you've thought of touching a boob, so I can't feel too bad about scarring you for life.
And she just kept grabbing me! It was completely unsolicited.

what i got from this is
cool tower, not cool monsters + dickish caretskers
dirk is here and not dead
youre 13 and me huggin my bffsy 4 the first time ever traumatized u
cool towres and monsters i can handle no pron i fuckin grew up w/ them
prob*
gonna have to drag janey off 2 find our bff
n i shouldnt touch boobs around kids

Why would collars need maintenance?
Thank you for the warnings, sir - that is really quite helpful, and good things to know.
And I hope you'll pardon my lack of desire to show my face.

Excuse me?
Pictures of WHAT?

The fluid in them needs to be checked and replenished. None of us are quite sure what they do yet.

That's fine. I'll use text if that's easier for you.

shit
and i thought livin on the island could be bad smtmes
thanks

Just looking out for the newcomers.

You live on an island?

.....okay if you gotta ask
you are really not suited to be using the internet
towernet
whatevernet

（￣へ￣）

i take pride in the fact that i assault people with walls of bright ass fucking red
it doesnt get cooler then that
ugh
jesus dicks
what is this tower and its obsession with striders?
youre like the sixth one to arrive
welcome to the strider party
youre late
no not really
i was too busy playing a crappy game but you already seem to have some decent knowledge on sburb already
just grab hers back
alls fair in love and boob touching

yea i grew up there w/ my grandma
the she died n it was just me

of me touching janey's face?

I'm sorry. That must have been incredibly difficult.

the tower can also be a dick if youre not careful
so everything here basically sucks to some degree
you can probably check the dorms
or the cafeteria
i mean those are generally the two places everyone can be found around at some point
you know the last thing should be a given
considering touching boobs in public is technically not acceptable in society
but ok
good to know you can learn i guess

you know what

yes
definitely
that is it exactly

k
gimme a sex
sec*

[Sorry, Jade, the green text is making her do a doubletake.]

well crap
gramma was right about not trusting crocker corp shit

thanx but it was a long time ago
i've been doin p good for myself eve rsince
ever since*

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