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[skulltini]

k so lemme get this striahgt
stright* godamnit
fuck it u kow what i mean
but yea earth is razzed and we got our asses saved by some ~mysterious force~ or somethin?
Roxy, let me handle this. You’re far too excitable to handle this properly.
As far as I know, SBURB was supposed to save the world, but we are clearly not in the game. We didn’t enter it, at the very least. We are somewhere that is not of our home.
Which was going to be destroyed regardless, really.
jaaaney i got this, god!!!
LMAO oops this isnt my color
doo dee doo I’m Jane and i need to stop bein such a tightass
oh shit dirk and jake
u 2’d bettr b ok n safe somewhere or im gonna b rly upset n mad at u :(
ROXY!
Ugh, wait. This is needlessly frustrating.
And stop touching my chest! You have your own!
Dirk, Jake. Or anyone here at all, I’m not picky. Can any of you tell us our location, and how we got here? Anything pertinent to the situation.
also collers
collars*
wtf is up w/ them?
I think that would count as pertinent to the situation.
just gettin it out there, janey
also
honk wonk ;)
olsmxlsmcn
ROXY.
STOP. TOUCHING. MY. BREASTS.
:)
And stop using my color! You’re going to confuse everyone.
cant stop wont srop <3
y r we still typing when were right next to each other?
I’m...not really sure. But we are. And now nobody is going to want to help us!
Because there are already so many shenanigans.
shooosh janey shooooooosh
any1 wanna help us out w/ a few answers?
We would most appreciate it.
And please stop stroking my face. It’s kind of strange.

[ooc: Tags will be coming from both skulltini and worststrider!]

Comments

[worststrider]

What if he's not our Dirk, Roxy? There's already an alternate version of my Bro! And he didn't understand anything I was talking about!

[Jane, on the other hand, has processed that and accepted it as fact. There's a sick, sinking feeling in her gut, and she's wary of meeting this man that calls himself Dirk.]

[skulltini]

He's still Dirk, Jane! [Roxy takes off her glasses frames and rubs her hand over her face, swallowing hard.] He knows us even if it's not us. He could be our friend even if he's not Dirk Crocker.

[The elevator dings and the doors open and Roxy is out of there, a streak of scrawny legs and long blonde hair.]

[givesyouaboner]

<sub>[Dirk's known Roxy for what feels like all of his life. He's webcammed and watched over her dream self on Derse. This is something different entirely. He sees her running toward him and he's not even sure how to react.

But when he sees the length of her hair it finally hits him. And he can feel nothing but bitter disappointment, well hidden beneath his poker face.]</sub>

[worststrider]

[Jane should give up trying to reason with Roxy. Can't she see that him being someone else's Dirk changes everything? He knows his own Jane, and his own Roxy, and now they're here and they're a huge disappointment.

She follows the girl, adjusting her shades and trying to look as calm as she can.]

[skulltini]

[Reasoning? With Miss brb-I'm-going-to-go-check-out-the-crumbling-ruis-near-my-bedroom? Nice try, Jane.

Roxy is latching onto Dirk the moment he's within range, arms around his neck and face shoved right into his chest. She meant what she said- even if he's not their Dirk, he's still Dirk. And she's happy to consider any Dirk a friend no matter what his last name.]