1st leaf | [video/text]

[tortileghostwriter]

[The video turns on at first to show a kid that...well, he looks a lot like Dave Strider, except not. No shades, lighter skin, lighter hair, purple eyes...hell, he looks just as much like Rose Lalonde. He looks angry, unamused, and very, very tired. With a very new side dose of slight surprise at realizing the video had already begun recording.]

Ugh, I knew that I should have just gone with text...

[Said quietly, mostly to himself. More like a more erudite, non-Texan Dave. With an echo? Huh. Must just be the mic. Yeah, sure. He cuts the feed, shortly followed by this message.]


i will readily admit that being pulled from a null universe doomed to be yet another footnote in the annals of paradox space and into whatever dimension that this tower occupies was quite felicitous indeed
auspicious even
certainly adventitious if only by its very nature
and i suppose that i owe our assuredly ever so gracious hosts some credit in that regard
however
i have business to attend to in the incipisphere
more specifically the land of crystal and mirage
and i will simply not be kept from it
so i believe that my first order of business will be to proceed to aggrieve aggress and attack
until i have stolen away the secrets that this infernal place has to hide
as i said to strider once before
lets rock the fucking house

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[video]

[tortileghostwriter]

[He's just going to switch to video. Whitish blonde hair, violet eyes, pale skin...really, just highlighting that those two really are twins.]

Jade instead of candy red? My, my, Maryam, you've moved up in the world. Perhaps there's something to be said for paradox space's nonsense.

[video]

[grimauxilatrix.livejournal.com]

[she turns on the video as well]

Pardon I have always used Jade text as it is the color of my blood. I do not understand why you seem to think that I would use candy red. No one uses such a color, lest they be culled.

[but then she actually looks at him]

Your appearance has changed. You look oddly similar to Rose.

[video]

[tortileghostwriter]

From my perspective, you and the others are the ones who have changed, Kanaya. Just one moment.

[He hasn't had the below conversation with Rose yet, but he doesn't want to face the increasingly likely-looking odds of the universe he's faced with here either way. The sound of typing, before he sends this text her way(public), not cutting the feed]

david lalonde
knight of light
tortileghostwriter

jade strider
witch of time
gaiangearhead

rose egbert
seer of breath
talentedthaumaturge

john harley
heir of space
gadgetrytrance

kanaya maryam
heir of blood
gloomyapopleptic

terezi pyrope
seer of doom
guillotinecatastrophe

vriska serket
knight of life
aurochsgore

equius zahhak
prince of space
circuitstremor

gamzee makara
rogue of void
temperamentallycarnivorous

eridan ampora
mage of time
chronicaugustus

feferi peixes
maid of rage
coppicecultivator

karkat vantas
thief of heart
cunninggangewifre

aradia megido
witch of mind
aethersabrogation

tavros nitram
bard of light
aleatorytheosophist

sollux and captor
page of hope
tyrantsaccord

nepeta leijon
sylph of breath
argoncharybdis

[video]

[grimauxilatrix.livejournal.com]

[she reads over the list]

Where I am from it is more like this, give me a moment please. [she begins typing it all out]

[video]

[tortileghostwriter]

Some patterns remain, others are shuffled entirely.

How strange. I've already spoken at length with Rose-- that is to say, your Rose-- which was... ah, shall I simply say enlightening? Utterly ludicrous and bizarre, but it shed no shortage of light on the predicament currently facing myself and my friends.

[video->text]

[craaaaaaaazy8s.livejournal.com]

[JUST THIS FACE AT BEING A DIRTBLOOD.]

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[tortileghostwriter]

i dont care one way or another about your planets ridiculous caste system to be honest
rather im simply presenting the facts of the matter
deal with it
id use an ironic sunglasses emoticon here but thats really more jades department and id prefer to not step on her toes