1st leaf | [video/text]

[tortileghostwriter]

[The video turns on at first to show a kid that...well, he looks a lot like Dave Strider, except not. No shades, lighter skin, lighter hair, purple eyes...hell, he looks just as much like Rose Lalonde. He looks angry, unamused, and very, very tired. With a very new side dose of slight surprise at realizing the video had already begun recording.]

Ugh, I knew that I should have just gone with text...

[Said quietly, mostly to himself. More like a more erudite, non-Texan Dave. With an echo? Huh. Must just be the mic. Yeah, sure. He cuts the feed, shortly followed by this message.]


i will readily admit that being pulled from a null universe doomed to be yet another footnote in the annals of paradox space and into whatever dimension that this tower occupies was quite felicitous indeed
auspicious even
certainly adventitious if only by its very nature
and i suppose that i owe our assuredly ever so gracious hosts some credit in that regard
however
i have business to attend to in the incipisphere
more specifically the land of crystal and mirage
and i will simply not be kept from it
so i believe that my first order of business will be to proceed to aggrieve aggress and attack
until i have stolen away the secrets that this infernal place has to hide
as i said to strider once before
lets rock the fucking house

Comments

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[thursdaywings.livejournal.com]

This place is a tower, not a house.

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[tortileghostwriter]

Your powers of observation are astounding.

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[thursdaywings.livejournal.com]

I do not see the need for astonishment.

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[princesspowaful.livejournal.com]

u use big words

n house is the wrong color!

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[tortileghostwriter]

yes im well aware of my penchant for loquaciousness though we all thank you for your dedication to pointing out the obvious
well done
our hopes ride on your shoulders do not let us down brave warrior

as for the instance of house i havent the slightest idea what you could mean
houses are always blue
just as minotaurs are red

really now this is basic level material do try to keep up

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[princesspowaful.livejournal.com]

lo what?

u can ride on my shoulders if u wanna! im superstrong!

house house house house house house
they dont turn blue!!
minotaur minotaur minotaur
they dont turn red either!

[grimauxilatrix.livejournal.com]

[tortileghostwriter]

[Okay what the fuck is this.]

im afraid good sir that i havent the slightest most fucking infinitesimal notion of what you could mean
roses font color is blue
though youre right on the mark in regards to that deathtrap of a game
and i assure you that dave has most definitely not been here for quite some time
as he has just arrived
and once again its david
not dave
honestly eridan i know i keep having to explain that to you but it isnt that difficult to grasp
i do have to wonder at your emphasis of every word however thats a bit much even for you dont you think

[grimauxilatrix.livejournal.com]

[you did not just call her Eridan]

[pineandmaple.livejournal.com]

. . . I am going to need to update my font lists. You type with Rose's color but obviously you are not. May I have your name?

[tortileghostwriter]

oh dear i seem to have stumbled onto a world filled with colorblind individuals
as ive said once before roses color is blue
unless youre assuming my one instance of house to be representative of something

at any rate fine

its david lalonde
id say its a pleasure but nothing about this situation is

[pineandmaple.livejournal.com]

Actually, given that I am from an alternate universe from many others myself, you are probably just from an alternate universe yourself. It's nice to meet you David Lalonde, even if it had to be this way.

oh god this is gonna be dear mun all over again

[salamancer.livejournal.com]

sob yep

[tortileghostwriter]

i



what

[salamancer.livejournal.com]

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[thisclinchesit]

Do what you will, but do not endanger the other residents in this tower.

Video; aaaaaa double

[tortileghostwriter]

A little property damage hardly counts as violent intent towards the people here.

[fractus-animus.livejournal.com]

[ So Dave is his roommate. And he has met Rose. This is... an odd encounter. But Minato is always nothing if not polite. ]



[ AKA they blew up Kanaya's bed ]

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[tortileghostwriter]

david lalonde
and who precisely would you be

[craaaaaaaazy8s.livejournal.com]

[Yeah she basically didn't pay attention to any of that, sorry bro.]

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[tortileghostwriter]

[His first instinct is "vantas what happened to your caps lock" but between everything he's already heard and seen...let's see, trolls who type properly apart from relatively minor quirks...ugh, too many options.]

hero of light yes
"her" not so much
honestly now how is this so hard to grasp

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[cancerousnubs.livejournal.com]

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[tortileghostwriter]

[...ah. The gray text threw him, but he knows what he's dealing with.]

youre two for two karkat
would you care to go for a third point

[parappa-strider.livejournal.com]

[tortileghostwriter]

[OH FUCKING GOD DAMMIT]

my word
its as though were bearing witness to some form of twisted poetry in motion
as if skaias benevolent light has turned a corner and produced some abhorrent deviance in paradox space
its hardly surprising as light is after all hardly benevolent but in short
folly foolishness farce and failure strider

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now