yet another bin bons (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
caliginous) wrote in ![[community profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/community.png)
animus_network2012-08-04 03:54 am
caliginous) wrote in animus_network2012-08-04 03:54 am
Entry tags:
♋ 006 || Text
VRISKA AND TEREZI ARE GONE.
THEY'VE BEEN GONE FOR A WHILE, I'VE BEEN A LITTLE PREOCCUPIED.
SO THERE YOU GO.
HOPE YOU ALL FEEL FUCKING INFORMED.
HOPE THAT EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOUR REEKING STENCHPL8ES OF MINDMEAT HAVE BEEN SCRUBBED THOROUGHLY WITH THIS BRAND NEW INFORM8ION.
YOU'RE WELCOME.
HOW LONG HAVE I BEEN HERE I DONT EVEN KNOW ANYMORE.
WITH ALL OF THE TORTURE FAFFERY THAT PERME8S THIS DUNGHEAP, ITS ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE TO KEEP TIME.
ANYWAY.
I WOULD APPRECI8 A CHECK IN.
IF NOT, YOU KNOW, WHATEVER THAT'S YOUR PREROG8IVE.
ALSO FUCK YOU.
MIGHT JUST BE ME, BUT THIS HELLHOLE IS LOOKING A LOT LESS HORNED AND GREY L8LY.
[Filter-fail to Kanaya Maryam]
IF I HURT YOU, MY BAD I GUESS.
MY SINCERITY SUPPLY IS RUNNING ON EMPTY.
PROBABLY NOT GOING TO REFILL IT ANYTIME SOON.
ITS GETTING INCREASINGLY DIFFICULT TO EVEN ROLL OFF THE SLEEPING SQUARE.
YOU'LL HAVE TO EXCUSE MY UTTER LACK OF FUCKS TO GIVE.
I'M ALSO PRETTY SURE SOMEONE IS HUNTING MY SHAPELY ASS DOWN FOR ALL THE CRAP THAT HAPPENED.
SO THERE'S THAT.
THEY'VE BEEN GONE FOR A WHILE, I'VE BEEN A LITTLE PREOCCUPIED.
SO THERE YOU GO.
HOPE YOU ALL FEEL FUCKING INFORMED.
HOPE THAT EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOUR REEKING STENCHPL8ES OF MINDMEAT HAVE BEEN SCRUBBED THOROUGHLY WITH THIS BRAND NEW INFORM8ION.
YOU'RE WELCOME.
HOW LONG HAVE I BEEN HERE I DONT EVEN KNOW ANYMORE.
WITH ALL OF THE TORTURE FAFFERY THAT PERME8S THIS DUNGHEAP, ITS ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE TO KEEP TIME.
ANYWAY.
I WOULD APPRECI8 A CHECK IN.
IF NOT, YOU KNOW, WHATEVER THAT'S YOUR PREROG8IVE.
ALSO FUCK YOU.
MIGHT JUST BE ME, BUT THIS HELLHOLE IS LOOKING A LOT LESS HORNED AND GREY L8LY.
[Filter-fail to Kanaya Maryam]
IF I HURT YOU, MY BAD I GUESS.
MY SINCERITY SUPPLY IS RUNNING ON EMPTY.
PROBABLY NOT GOING TO REFILL IT ANYTIME SOON.
ITS GETTING INCREASINGLY DIFFICULT TO EVEN ROLL OFF THE SLEEPING SQUARE.
YOU'LL HAVE TO EXCUSE MY UTTER LACK OF FUCKS TO GIVE.
I'M ALSO PRETTY SURE SOMEONE IS HUNTING MY SHAPELY ASS DOWN FOR ALL THE CRAP THAT HAPPENED.
SO THERE'S THAT.
text
what does david type like?
and okay, karkat it is then!
unless you'd prefer vantas.
text
THEY BOTH APPLY.
DAVID TYPES LIKE AN ASSHOLE.
BECAUSE HE IS AN ASSHOLE.
HE'S ESPECIALLY FOND OF THAT SHADE YOU'RE USING.
ENJOY THE CONSTANT CONFUSION AMONGST YOUR INTERDIMENTIONAL COUNTERPARTS.
IT HAPPENS A LOT HERE.
HAPPENS SO MUCH I HAVE NO IDEA HOW IT HASN'T MADE IT INTO THE WELCOME MEMO YET.
text
and oh.
well i hope i don't come off as an asshole.
i don't mean to!
but i've always typed in this color so...i guess i will have to get used to it then.
that's alright though!
and yeah, that would be helpful to have in the welcome memo!
it would be a lot less confusing if all of this was explained before hand.
maybe someone should make a memo instead to give to new people? o:
text
ASK AROUND, THERE'S ONE SOMEWHERE.
I'VE BEEN HERE TOO LONG TO PAY ATTENTION TO IT.
YOU'RE LESS INSUFFERABLE THAN LALONDE SO FAR.
SO CONSIDER THAT A POINT IN YOUR COLUMN.
text
or i guess my face hee hee.
and good. i will diligently tally that down.
if there are points involved i am totally ready to smoke my competition and win them all.
text
BUT OK.
YOU'LL SEE, I 8N'T GONNA SPOIL THE SURPRISE.
text