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[caliginous]

VRISKA AND TEREZI ARE GONE.
THEY'VE BEEN GONE FOR A WHILE, I'VE BEEN A LITTLE PREOCCUPIED.
SO THERE YOU GO.
HOPE YOU ALL FEEL FUCKING INFORMED.
HOPE THAT EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOUR REEKING STENCHPL8ES OF MINDMEAT HAVE BEEN SCRUBBED THOROUGHLY WITH THIS BRAND NEW INFORM8ION.
YOU'RE WELCOME.

HOW LONG HAVE I BEEN HERE I DONT EVEN KNOW ANYMORE.
WITH ALL OF THE TORTURE FAFFERY THAT PERME8S THIS DUNGHEAP, ITS ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE TO KEEP TIME.
ANYWAY.
I WOULD APPRECI8 A CHECK IN.
IF NOT, YOU KNOW, WHATEVER THAT'S YOUR PREROG8IVE.
ALSO FUCK YOU.
MIGHT JUST BE ME, BUT THIS HELLHOLE IS LOOKING A LOT LESS HORNED AND GREY L8LY.

[Filter-fail to Kanaya Maryam]

IF I HURT YOU, MY BAD I GUESS.
MY SINCERITY SUPPLY IS RUNNING ON EMPTY.
PROBABLY NOT GOING TO REFILL IT ANYTIME SOON.
ITS GETTING INCREASINGLY DIFFICULT TO EVEN ROLL OFF THE SLEEPING SQUARE.
YOU'LL HAVE TO EXCUSE MY UTTER LACK OF FUCKS TO GIVE.
I'M ALSO PRETTY SURE SOMEONE IS HUNTING MY SHAPELY ASS DOWN FOR ALL THE CRAP THAT HAPPENED.
SO THERE'S THAT.

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[thornythaumaturge]

i don't mean to be rude or anything but why do you type in all caps?
are you angry or something?
i'd ask if your capslock was stuck but that's an awfully long message to write without noticing something like that!

[[#Rose's priorities.]]

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[reddeadvirtuoso]

haha wow you sound like a hot mess
cmon man deets whatd you do
did you fuck up royally or is this one of your weird troll romance dances
that involves the pursuit of particularly shaped asses?

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[pitiedthefool]

[Whoa, language there dude. there are kids reading this- wait.]

A lot of people have been 'going missing' lately, and do you mean the murders last month?

[Y e a h . . . Kind of hard to forget about that.]

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[quarkylass]

karkat.........?
wow!
you know i never thought you would type in vriskas blue
i guess that universe shenanigans are not all that uncommon around here :o

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[septette]

[...well, this is certainly interesting.] terezi?

do you mean terezi pyrope?

[cullscuttlefish]

...w)(ale, s)(it.

It is definitely looking one s)(ell of a lot less )(orned and grey lately. )(as been for a w)(ile now. Not s)(ore w)(at to t)(ink about it. 38/

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[floreatnoctem]

Scrawny, more like.

[Because yes, she's going to be that childish.]

And it is less 'hunting' and more 'keeping tabs on', to be fair. If I were hunting you down, it would be done already.

[knightime]

was hoping they just took a breath of fresh air
but hey
probably rather be anywhere than here

me thinks your filter gone done and royally fucked up
also that you gone done and fucked up
but im pretty sure youre going to tell me to fuck off and mind my own business
that seems to be a karkat thing

[Although he's really going to miss Terezi. It was nice having her around.]

[tortileghostwriter]

consider this the check in as requested i suppose

also you may wish to take another glance at the latter portion of that
i highly doubt you meant to share that with the rest of the class

backdated a little to pre-death oops

[gloomyapoplectic]

An Apology From You In Any Capacity Is A Small Miracle
So I Will Take What I Can Get
Especially Considering The Circumstances
The Circumstances Being Of Course That You Are Being Hunted Down

Do You Want Me To Get The Chainsaw