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VRISKA AND TEREZI ARE GONE.
THEY'VE BEEN GONE FOR A WHILE, I'VE BEEN A LITTLE PREOCCUPIED.
SO THERE YOU GO.
HOPE YOU ALL FEEL FUCKING INFORMED.
HOPE THAT EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOUR REEKING STENCHPL8ES OF MINDMEAT HAVE BEEN SCRUBBED THOROUGHLY WITH THIS BRAND NEW INFORM8ION.
YOU'RE WELCOME.

HOW LONG HAVE I BEEN HERE I DONT EVEN KNOW ANYMORE.
WITH ALL OF THE TORTURE FAFFERY THAT PERME8S THIS DUNGHEAP, ITS ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE TO KEEP TIME.
ANYWAY.
I WOULD APPRECI8 A CHECK IN.
IF NOT, YOU KNOW, WHATEVER THAT'S YOUR PREROG8IVE.
ALSO FUCK YOU.
MIGHT JUST BE ME, BUT THIS HELLHOLE IS LOOKING A LOT LESS HORNED AND GREY L8LY.

[Filter-fail to Kanaya Maryam]

IF I HURT YOU, MY BAD I GUESS.
MY SINCERITY SUPPLY IS RUNNING ON EMPTY.
PROBABLY NOT GOING TO REFILL IT ANYTIME SOON.
ITS GETTING INCREASINGLY DIFFICULT TO EVEN ROLL OFF THE SLEEPING SQUARE.
YOU'LL HAVE TO EXCUSE MY UTTER LACK OF FUCKS TO GIVE.
I'M ALSO PRETTY SURE SOMEONE IS HUNTING MY SHAPELY ASS DOWN FOR ALL THE CRAP THAT HAPPENED.
SO THERE'S THAT.

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i don't mean to be rude or anything but why do you type in all caps?
are you angry or something?
i'd ask if your capslock was stuck but that's an awfully long message to write without noticing something like that!

[[#Rose's priorities.]]

haha wow you sound like a hot mess
cmon man deets whatd you do
did you fuck up royally or is this one of your weird troll romance dances
that involves the pursuit of particularly shaped asses?

I HAVE AN INS8ABLE H8RED FOR EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE.
THAT'S WHY.
REAL TROLLS USE THE SHIFT KEY, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

SO EITHER DAVID HAD HIS SHAMEGLOBES TWISTED OFF OR YOU'RE SOMEONE ELSE ENTIRELY.
NEITHER WOULD FUCKING SURPRISE ME.
GO AHEAD AND SOLVE THE MYSTERY FOR OUR VIEWERS JUST TUNING IN.

oh, well i guess that would explain it easily enough. it's cool that you're another troll though. how many of you are here?
and oh, yeah, i'm not david.
i'm rose egbert!
it's nice to meet you.

THE ABSOLUTE LAST AUTHORITY ON HOT MESSES THAT I NEED IS YOUR'S.
WHILE I COULDN'T BLAME MYSELF FOR THE PURSUIT OF MY OWN SHAPELY ASS.
NO.
THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THAT.
FUCK OFF.

OH COOL.
I GUESS FILTERS ARE FUCKING BROKEN TOO.
THIS IS THE FACE OF UTTER SHOCK.
I'M TWO DECIBELS FROM PISSING BLOOD INTO JASON'S GAPING MAW.
I AM SO SICK OF THIS CROCK OF FESTERING HOOFBEAST SHIT.

WHEN THE FUCK DID YOU START JACKING LALONDE'S LOOK????????
YOU KNOW WHAT NEVERMIND FORGET I ASKED.
I DON'T CARE.
ONE OF THESE DAYS I'LL STOP BEING SHOCKED AT THIS KIND OF CRAP.

VANTAS.
KARKAT VANTAS.

what do you mean?
what does david type like?
and okay, karkat it is then!
unless you'd prefer vantas.

I DON'T CARE, PICK ONE.
THEY BOTH APPLY.

DAVID TYPES LIKE AN ASSHOLE.
BECAUSE HE IS AN ASSHOLE.
HE'S ESPECIALLY FOND OF THAT SHADE YOU'RE USING.
ENJOY THE CONSTANT CONFUSION AMONGST YOUR INTERDIMENTIONAL COUNTERPARTS.
IT HAPPENS A LOT HERE.
HAPPENS SO MUCH I HAVE NO IDEA HOW IT HASN'T MADE IT INTO THE WELCOME MEMO YET.

haha fuck you complain a lot
i dunno im a pretty good authority on hot messes!
and in my expert opinion you have shot far past lukewarm
somewhere in between waking up to find someone elses panties on your ceiling fan and texting your exgirlfriend during an lsd induced trance
also im not sure if decibels is the right measurement youre looking for :/

YOUR ENTIRE SESSION IS A GOD DAMN HOT MESS.
SOMEHOW ITS EVEN WORSE THAN MINE AND THAT'S A PRECIOUS MIRACLE ON YOUR PART.
NOT ONE YOU SHOULD BE PROUD OF.
NOW THAT WE'VE GOTTEN THAT FACTOID OF THE DAY OUT OF THE WAY.
I'M GOING TO TELL YOU THIS.
AND I'M ONLY GOING TO SAY IT ONCE.
DON'T PLAY WITH ME STRIDER.
I DIDN'T EVEN GO FOR 8 DECIBELS, I WENT FOR TWO.
FUCKING WITH ME RIGHT NOW IS SUPREMELY ILL ADVISED.

Edited 2012-08-04 08:49 (UTC)

why shouldnt i be proud of it?
if you ask me it takes some impressive amount of incompetence and borderline suicidal theatrics to fuck up so badly like we did!
gotta take pride in something you know what im saying
youre the one throwing a pissy fit spider dude im just trying to make some friendly conversation you know
get to know the friends of my friends and have one big happy tower family

[Whoa, language there dude. there are kids reading this- wait.]

A lot of people have been 'going missing' lately, and do you mean the murders last month?

[Y e a h . . . Kind of hard to forget about that.]

BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF FUCKUPS AND BECAUSE WE'RE ALL DEAD AS A RESULT OF SAID FUCKUP.
THAT'S WHY.

SO AMPORA DIDN'T GIVE YOU THE MEMO?
COOL.
THAT LEAVES ME WITH THE HONOR OF INFORMING YOU........
DRAMATIC PAUSE.
I H8 ALL OF THE DOUCHEWADS FROM YOUR SESSION.
AND THIS PLACE IS A PIT.
A CESSPOOL.
A GIANT PORCELAIN LOAD GAPER THAT THE MOTHER GRUB EMPTIES HER W8STE CHUTE INTO.
THERE IS NONE OF YOUR HUMAN FAMILY BULLSHIT HERE.

[If he had a dollar for every time someone told him to watch his mouth--]

NO, I DON'T.
THERE'S A REASON THAT SHIT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FILTERED.
SO WE DIDN'T HAVE A FUCKING AWESOME EPISODE OF OUT OF CONTEXT THEATER.

karkat.........?
wow!
you know i never thought you would type in vriskas blue
i guess that universe shenanigans are not all that uncommon around here :o

[...well, this is certainly interesting.] terezi?

do you mean terezi pyrope?

okay, karkat then.
and oh.
well i hope i don't come off as an asshole.
i don't mean to!
but i've always typed in this color so...i guess i will have to get used to it then.
that's alright though!
and yeah, that would be helpful to have in the welcome memo!
it would be a lot less confusing if all of this was explained before hand.
maybe someone should make a memo instead to give to new people? o:

...w)(ale, s)(it.

It is definitely looking one s)(ell of a lot less )(orned and grey lately. )(as been for a w)(ile now. Not s)(ore w)(at to t)(ink about it. 38/

[A rich troll, he would be. ~~One day he will learn to say 'screw it' to his own internal censor.~~]

Then what do you mean, out of curiosity? Why would someone want to hunt you down?

Scrawny, more like.

[Because yes, she's going to be that childish.]

And it is less 'hunting' and more 'keeping tabs on', to be fair. If I were hunting you down, it would be done already.

YOU'LL LEARN WHEN YOU SMACK FACE FIRST INTO IT.
ASK AROUND, THERE'S ONE SOMEWHERE.
I'VE BEEN HERE TOO LONG TO PAY ATTENTION TO IT.
YOU'RE LESS INSUFFERABLE THAN LALONDE SO FAR.
SO CONSIDER THAT A POINT IN YOUR COLUMN.

BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT MY KIND DOES.
WE KILL EACH OTHER.
CONSTANTLY.

OH YAY.
JOY, RAPTURE, I'M PISSING MYSELF IN EXCITEMENT.
WE'RE DOING THIS AGAIN.
ITS BEEN A WHILE SINCE I'VE BEEN CONFUSED FOR SOMEONE ELSE, I WAS STARTING TO THINK THE CURSE HAD BEEN LIFTED.
SO MUCH FOR THAT.

SO WHAT, YOU'RE A HARLEY RIGHT?
THAT SEEMS TO BE A THEME WITH THE GREEN TEXT.
WHICH ONE?

SWEET KICKING CHRIST.
DO YOU KNOW ANOTHER TEREZI????????

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