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[caliginous]

VRISKA AND TEREZI ARE GONE.
THEY'VE BEEN GONE FOR A WHILE, I'VE BEEN A LITTLE PREOCCUPIED.
SO THERE YOU GO.
HOPE YOU ALL FEEL FUCKING INFORMED.
HOPE THAT EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOUR REEKING STENCHPL8ES OF MINDMEAT HAVE BEEN SCRUBBED THOROUGHLY WITH THIS BRAND NEW INFORM8ION.
YOU'RE WELCOME.

HOW LONG HAVE I BEEN HERE I DONT EVEN KNOW ANYMORE.
WITH ALL OF THE TORTURE FAFFERY THAT PERME8S THIS DUNGHEAP, ITS ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE TO KEEP TIME.
ANYWAY.
I WOULD APPRECI8 A CHECK IN.
IF NOT, YOU KNOW, WHATEVER THAT'S YOUR PREROG8IVE.
ALSO FUCK YOU.
MIGHT JUST BE ME, BUT THIS HELLHOLE IS LOOKING A LOT LESS HORNED AND GREY L8LY.

[Filter-fail to Kanaya Maryam]

IF I HURT YOU, MY BAD I GUESS.
MY SINCERITY SUPPLY IS RUNNING ON EMPTY.
PROBABLY NOT GOING TO REFILL IT ANYTIME SOON.
ITS GETTING INCREASINGLY DIFFICULT TO EVEN ROLL OFF THE SLEEPING SQUARE.
YOU'LL HAVE TO EXCUSE MY UTTER LACK OF FUCKS TO GIVE.
I'M ALSO PRETTY SURE SOMEONE IS HUNTING MY SHAPELY ASS DOWN FOR ALL THE CRAP THAT HAPPENED.
SO THERE'S THAT.

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[thornythaumaturge]

i don't mean to be rude or anything but why do you type in all caps?
are you angry or something?
i'd ask if your capslock was stuck but that's an awfully long message to write without noticing something like that!

[[#Rose's priorities.]]

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[caliginous]

I HAVE AN INS8ABLE H8RED FOR EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE.
THAT'S WHY.
REAL TROLLS USE THE SHIFT KEY, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

SO EITHER DAVID HAD HIS SHAMEGLOBES TWISTED OFF OR YOU'RE SOMEONE ELSE ENTIRELY.
NEITHER WOULD FUCKING SURPRISE ME.
GO AHEAD AND SOLVE THE MYSTERY FOR OUR VIEWERS JUST TUNING IN.

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[thornythaumaturge]

oh, well i guess that would explain it easily enough. it's cool that you're another troll though. how many of you are here?
and oh, yeah, i'm not david.
i'm rose egbert!
it's nice to meet you.

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[reddeadvirtuoso]

haha wow you sound like a hot mess
cmon man deets whatd you do
did you fuck up royally or is this one of your weird troll romance dances
that involves the pursuit of particularly shaped asses?

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[caliginous]

THE ABSOLUTE LAST AUTHORITY ON HOT MESSES THAT I NEED IS YOUR'S.
WHILE I COULDN'T BLAME MYSELF FOR THE PURSUIT OF MY OWN SHAPELY ASS.
NO.
THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THAT.
FUCK OFF.

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[caliginous]

OH COOL.
I GUESS FILTERS ARE FUCKING BROKEN TOO.
THIS IS THE FACE OF UTTER SHOCK.
I'M TWO DECIBELS FROM PISSING BLOOD INTO JASON'S GAPING MAW.
I AM SO SICK OF THIS CROCK OF FESTERING HOOFBEAST SHIT.

[reddeadvirtuoso]

haha fuck you complain a lot
i dunno im a pretty good authority on hot messes!
and in my expert opinion you have shot far past lukewarm
somewhere in between waking up to find someone elses panties on your ceiling fan and texting your exgirlfriend during an lsd induced trance
also im not sure if decibels is the right measurement youre looking for :/

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[pitiedthefool]

[Whoa, language there dude. there are kids reading this- wait.]

A lot of people have been 'going missing' lately, and do you mean the murders last month?

[Y e a h . . . Kind of hard to forget about that.]

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[caliginous]

[If he had a dollar for every time someone told him to watch his mouth--]

NO, I DON'T.
THERE'S A REASON THAT SHIT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FILTERED.
SO WE DIDN'T HAVE A FUCKING AWESOME EPISODE OF OUT OF CONTEXT THEATER.

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[pitiedthefool]

[A rich troll, he would be. One day he will learn to say 'screw it' to his own internal censor.]

Then what do you mean, out of curiosity? Why would someone want to hunt you down?

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[quarkylass]

karkat.........?
wow!
you know i never thought you would type in vriskas blue
i guess that universe shenanigans are not all that uncommon around here :o

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[caliginous]

OH YAY.
JOY, RAPTURE, I'M PISSING MYSELF IN EXCITEMENT.
WE'RE DOING THIS AGAIN.
ITS BEEN A WHILE SINCE I'VE BEEN CONFUSED FOR SOMEONE ELSE, I WAS STARTING TO THINK THE CURSE HAD BEEN LIFTED.
SO MUCH FOR THAT.

SO WHAT, YOU'RE A HARLEY RIGHT?
THAT SEEMS TO BE A THEME WITH THE GREEN TEXT.
WHICH ONE?

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[quarkylass]

so are you karkat
or are you actually vriska???
this is confusing :o

yes!
i am sorry, i never actually introduced myself
my name is jade harley, it is very nice to meet you :)

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[septette]

[...well, this is certainly interesting.] terezi?

do you mean terezi pyrope?

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[caliginous]

SWEET KICKING CHRIST.
DO YOU KNOW ANOTHER TEREZI????????

[cullscuttlefish]

...w)(ale, s)(it.

It is definitely looking one s)(ell of a lot less )(orned and grey lately. )(as been for a w)(ile now. Not s)(ore w)(at to t)(ink about it. 38/

[caliginous]

I'LL MAKE IT SIMPLE.
ITS SHIT.
ITS SHIT PILED AS HIGH AS THE SKY IS TALL, PEIXES.
AND ITS NOT GOING TO GET BETTER ANYTIME SOON.

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[floreatnoctem]

Scrawny, more like.

[Because yes, she's going to be that childish.]

And it is less 'hunting' and more 'keeping tabs on', to be fair. If I were hunting you down, it would be done already.

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[caliginous]

[WOW RUDE CHIDORI??????]

MAYBE YOU SHOULD SPEND LESS TIME STARING AND YOU WON'T GO CROSS-EYED.

[knightime]

was hoping they just took a breath of fresh air
but hey
probably rather be anywhere than here

me thinks your filter gone done and royally fucked up
also that you gone done and fucked up
but im pretty sure youre going to tell me to fuck off and mind my own business
that seems to be a karkat thing

[Although he's really going to miss Terezi. It was nice having her around.]

totally just found this in my inbox i am so sorry

[caliginous]

FOR TEREZI MAYBE.
BUT HEY, WHO FUCKING KNOWS, MAYBE ITS TOTALLY BETTER TO BE DEAD THAN FLOUNCING ABOUT THIS SHITHOLE.

WOULDN'T WANT TO BREAK THE BEAUTIFUL PATTERN YOU'VE OBVIOUSLY GOT GOING FOR YOU.
FUCK OFF AND MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS.

[tortileghostwriter]

consider this the check in as requested i suppose

also you may wish to take another glance at the latter portion of that
i highly doubt you meant to share that with the rest of the class

wow where was this notif even i am so sorry

[caliginous]

NO FUCKING SHIT.
THANKS FOR THE UPD8.
SINCE TODAY IS CLEARLY ST8 THE OBVIOUS DAY, I WILL INFORM YOU THAT........
SOMETHING BROKE.

backdated a little to pre-death oops

[gloomyapoplectic]

An Apology From You In Any Capacity Is A Small Miracle
So I Will Take What I Can Get
Especially Considering The Circumstances
The Circumstances Being Of Course That You Are Being Hunted Down

Do You Want Me To Get The Chainsaw

oops

[caliginous]

DON'T START, MARYAM.
GET ALL SAPPY ON ME AND I'LL TAKE IT RIGHT THE FUCK BACK.

NO.
I'M BEYOND THE POINT OF ANTAGONISTIC ACTIONS.
THAT INCLUDES YOU CHASING PEOPLE DOWN WITH THE CHAINSAW.
THERE'S NO POINT.