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[caliginous]

VRISKA AND TEREZI ARE GONE.
THEY'VE BEEN GONE FOR A WHILE, I'VE BEEN A LITTLE PREOCCUPIED.
SO THERE YOU GO.
HOPE YOU ALL FEEL FUCKING INFORMED.
HOPE THAT EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOUR REEKING STENCHPL8ES OF MINDMEAT HAVE BEEN SCRUBBED THOROUGHLY WITH THIS BRAND NEW INFORM8ION.
YOU'RE WELCOME.

HOW LONG HAVE I BEEN HERE I DONT EVEN KNOW ANYMORE.
WITH ALL OF THE TORTURE FAFFERY THAT PERME8S THIS DUNGHEAP, ITS ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE TO KEEP TIME.
ANYWAY.
I WOULD APPRECI8 A CHECK IN.
IF NOT, YOU KNOW, WHATEVER THAT'S YOUR PREROG8IVE.
ALSO FUCK YOU.
MIGHT JUST BE ME, BUT THIS HELLHOLE IS LOOKING A LOT LESS HORNED AND GREY L8LY.

[Filter-fail to Kanaya Maryam]

IF I HURT YOU, MY BAD I GUESS.
MY SINCERITY SUPPLY IS RUNNING ON EMPTY.
PROBABLY NOT GOING TO REFILL IT ANYTIME SOON.
ITS GETTING INCREASINGLY DIFFICULT TO EVEN ROLL OFF THE SLEEPING SQUARE.
YOU'LL HAVE TO EXCUSE MY UTTER LACK OF FUCKS TO GIVE.
I'M ALSO PRETTY SURE SOMEONE IS HUNTING MY SHAPELY ASS DOWN FOR ALL THE CRAP THAT HAPPENED.
SO THERE'S THAT.

Comments

[reddeadvirtuoso]

why shouldnt i be proud of it?
if you ask me it takes some impressive amount of incompetence and borderline suicidal theatrics to fuck up so badly like we did!
gotta take pride in something you know what im saying
youre the one throwing a pissy fit spider dude im just trying to make some friendly conversation you know
get to know the friends of my friends and have one big happy tower family

[caliginous]

BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF FUCKUPS AND BECAUSE WE'RE ALL DEAD AS A RESULT OF SAID FUCKUP.
THAT'S WHY.

SO AMPORA DIDN'T GIVE YOU THE MEMO?
COOL.
THAT LEAVES ME WITH THE HONOR OF INFORMING YOU........
DRAMATIC PAUSE.
I H8 ALL OF THE DOUCHEWADS FROM YOUR SESSION.
AND THIS PLACE IS A PIT.
A CESSPOOL.
A GIANT PORCELAIN LOAD GAPER THAT THE MOTHER GRUB EMPTIES HER W8STE CHUTE INTO.
THERE IS NONE OF YOUR HUMAN FAMILY BULLSHIT HERE.

[reddeadvirtuoso]

and it takes some mad skills to fuck up as badly as we did!
accidentally prototyping radioactive woofbeasts?
fuckin
skill
aw thats not very nice
here i am trying to extend an olive branch of peace and shit
everyone being stuck in this place all together gonna have to see you around a bunch
and youre just just being a negative nancy
ruuuuuuuude >:(

[caliginous]

STRIDER.
SHUT THE FUCK UP.
I DON'T GIVE A RAT'S ASS ABOUT PEACE AND FRIENDSHIP OR ANY OF THAT BULLSHIT.
I'VE BEEN STUCK HERE FOR AT LEAST HALF A GOD DAMN SWEEP, AND NOBODY IS ANY CLOSER TO FIXING ANYTHING THAN THEY WERE THE DAY I FIRST FELL THROUGH TEMPORAL TIME AND SPACE AND LANDED MY NOOK HERE.
I'LL SAY IT AGAIN, SINCE YOU CLEARLY MISSED IT THE FIRST TIME.
I DON'T LIKE YOU.
I DON'T LIKE ANY OF YOU.
I'M SURROUNDED BY AN INS8TABLE POOL OF MORONS IN A TORTURE CHAMBER.
I CAN'T EVEN RIP MY PANSTEAM OUT OF THE BACK OF MY NECK TO PUT MYSELF OUT OF MY MISERY.
BECAUSE I'D JUST COME RIGHT BACK.
SO DO ME A FAVOR AND BUZZ OFF WITH YOUR IRONIC HOOFBEAST SHIT.
COME BACK WHEN I'M LESS IRRIT8ED.

[reddeadvirtuoso]

dont worry little boy blue with all that affected shouting im pretty sure theres plenty of people that dont like you either
me personally im gonna reserve judgment on that
but maybe
just maybe
if you stopped being so ir8table
you could probably help get close to fixing something?
just saying
if you ever need any help the door is aaaaaaaalways open

[caliginous]

FUCK YOU STRIDER.
QUIT FLIRTING WITH ME.
I'M WAY OUT OF YOUR LEAGUE.

[reddeadvirtuoso]

whoah whoah what?
are you sure its not you thats coming on to me?
the enticement and taboo of an inter-species romance too much to resist for you?
with my downrigtht heathenous red text and blood color?
eugh this is starting to sound like one of those creepy teen romance novels

[caliginous]

DON'T EVEN TALK TO ME ABOUT YOUR TEXT COLOR.
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND SHIT ABOUT SHIT AND THIS IS NOT SOMETHING WE'RE GOING TO DISCUSS.
PERIOD.
YOU WOULDN'T KNOW A GOOD NOVEL IF IT HIT YOU IN THE FACE.
THOUGH I'M SORELY FUCKING TEMPTED TO TEST THAT THEORY.

[reddeadvirtuoso]

my text color is the superior and glorious text color of a certified badass
far too gritty and low class for someone used to the fineries of high society such as your pompous ass
we get books thrown at us every day
dodging them is a fucking sport
come at me