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[reddeadvirtuoso]

so first
my names not dave strider lets get that out of the way immediately before i get anyone coming on here going
dave is that you???
cause its not
im jade
alternate universe bullshit
ok cool introductions out of the way
more importantly
does anyone know how to deal with a freaky darkness horrorterror possessing someone?
like i guess
does anyone know an exorcist?
or is an exorcist?
cause i got a friend here with a spooky brain tumor and we think it would be best if it went the fuck away
unfortunately i know shit all about horrorterrors and darknessy demon cult bullshit
except for what i saw in thirteen ghosts
but that movie was shit
and i dont think he wants his head doing a 360 :/
so yeah if anyone knows how to depossesify someone
thatd be great!

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[reddeadvirtuoso]

i tried looking in his room but i havent seen him anywhere
the last time i talked to him was when i first showed up in this dump



i guess hes just
somewhere brooding or something idk
if hes avoiding you maybe the combined power of our blinding red text scared him off
cant handle all this cherry goodness in one room
heheh

[gloomyapoplectic]

He Is Rather Fond Of Brooding Isnt He

I Agree Though
Clearly It Must Be The Red
Too Much Of The Red And Green Together Likely Offends His Eyes
Perhaps That Is The Reason For The Sunglasses

[reddeadvirtuoso]

yeah its basically his shtick
if he doesnt nag x amount of people y amount of times in a set time period he has to expel all of that in the way of sitting in the corner like a lamer

yep
to protect his poor delicate eyes from our dazzling red brilliance
i think he has some kind of prejudice against christmas

[gloomyapoplectic]

Um
Pardon My Ignorance But
What Exactly Is Christmas

[reddeadvirtuoso]

:O
you dont know what christmas is!
its a magical time of year filled with stories about wise men and corporate jackasses
and then snow falls from the sky and everyone learns a lesson about not being a douche
and then they get presents
often a time that plays host to a "christmas miracle"

[gloomyapoplectic]

The Holidays On Alternia Are Different It Seems
Though I Am Seeing Some Parallels Between Your Human Christmas And 12th Perigees Eve
Except For The Schoolfeeding In How Not To Be A So Called Douche
My Planet As A Whole Seems To Have Been
Lacking
In Such Lessons

[reddeadvirtuoso]

holy shit cultural epiphany here
must be the lack of musical christmas specials that makes you guys such a race of violent assholes
like jesus fucking christ ive seen those every damn year but you guys could really use them it seems

[gloomyapoplectic]

Is It Really Possible That Frequent Exposure To Videos Of A Cheerful And Educational Nature Could Prevent Violence
?
I Have My Doubts That Such Would Have Been Effective On An Entire Race

[reddeadvirtuoso]

idk i dont see why not
everyone sure as hell acts like it does or something
magical holiday spirit makes people happier!
though that doesnt account for all the douchebags that chose not to watch :?

[gloomyapoplectic]

So In Your Experience Have These Lessons In Holiday Spirit Made Humans Happier As A Species
Or Do You Suppose It Is Merely Posturing For The Sake Of Furthering A Commercial Agenda

Really Given That The Videos In Question Are Optional I Am Not Sure Many Trolls Would Have Chosen To Watch Them Anyway

[reddeadvirtuoso]

uuuuhhhhh both
mostly the latter probably
probably just the latter
:(

yeah but thats like saying recess is optional like here kid you can sit in class for another half hour or you can go run around on the jungle gym
obvious answer is obvious