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[reddeadvirtuoso]

so first
my names not dave strider lets get that out of the way immediately before i get anyone coming on here going
dave is that you???
cause its not
im jade
alternate universe bullshit
ok cool introductions out of the way
more importantly
does anyone know how to deal with a freaky darkness horrorterror possessing someone?
like i guess
does anyone know an exorcist?
or is an exorcist?
cause i got a friend here with a spooky brain tumor and we think it would be best if it went the fuck away
unfortunately i know shit all about horrorterrors and darknessy demon cult bullshit
except for what i saw in thirteen ghosts
but that movie was shit
and i dont think he wants his head doing a 360 :/
so yeah if anyone knows how to depossesify someone
thatd be great!

Comments

[imperialsun]

Are you certain it's a case of possession?

[DOES IT INVOLVE A MASK. LAST TIME IT WAS A MASK.]

[alephbet]

I know a little about darknessy demon cult bullshit. I can't say I'm a trained exorcist or anything, though.

[tortileghostwriter]

oh yes this is going to work marvelously i can tell already
what fun

[he's grateful but JADE PLS GO.]

[crouching_sin]

I might be able to help.

[GET IN ABEL WE'RE GOING COMP DIVING.]

[reddeadvirtuoso]

yes
he always talked about talking to someone and hearing whispers
i dont really remember all the details anymore
i shouldve paid attention better
but
im sure it is!
he shows up outta nowhere
speaking in tongues and sporting a tar-colored tan
radiating some spooky netherworld energy tendrils

[she is pretty sure there was no mask]

[reddeadvirtuoso]

serious?
know anything about kicking out unwelcome passengers?
anything you gots probably better than what i know
which is so little its in the negatives

[alephbet]

If you can get to what's doing the possessing and defeat it it goes away. The real trick is getting to it without harming the possessee.

[sawthelockdown]

And by "you" you mean "me," don't you?

Please stop volunteering me for these things!

I still want to help, though. It's just that my brother's an ass. -_- I've got some experience dealing with demons, so I can help!

[reddeadvirtuoso]

hey!
you said youd let me help
were finding a way to fix the problem!
i tried researching this stuff but theres an amazing lack of material on how to fix your best bro's noggin

[SHE'S HELPING!!]

[reddeadvirtuoso]

idk if its a demon
i dont actually know WHAT it is
other than a tentacley tenant that doesnt pay rent

[sawthelockdown]

Yeah, I've dealt with that kind of thing before.

My brother can set up a tech thingy to get me into your friend's head, and from there I can kick the thing into leaving without leaving your buddy braindead.

And before you ask, it's worked before.

[reddeadvirtuoso]

lack of harm to sir possessee would be super awesome
how do you get to the source though?
magical brain surgery?
i think he likes his hair too much to go for that
tbh i figured the source would be left in our dead universe
but i guess its not
unless theres a horrorterror in the basement >:(

[reddeadvirtuoso]

fuck yes!!
if you can get it set up ill owe you like five million favors
any chance i can go in with you?
i dont think hed like some random stranger gallavanting through his brain if he even goes for this at all

[sawthelockdown]

Yeah, I'll just have to have a chat with Naoya about it first. He won't be able to go in himself, but he can get others in.

We just have to deal with him being an insufferable jerk in the meantime. :(

[alephbet]

Usually those things are contained inside somebody's soul. So... If you find a way to get to there, I'll be happy to beat up any horrorterros for you.

[imperialsun]

I wonder if we tried a few healing spells on him if that would do something. When does it 'come out' usually?

[tortileghostwriter]

you really dont understand what youre trifling with here strider
and they understand it even less
do you really wish to drag in individuals with no stake in the matter

[BY A CERTAIN DEFINITION I GUESS]

[crouching_sin]

But I'm an insufferable jerk who gets results.

[reddeadvirtuoso]

healing spell?
what like an rpg?
i dont have any potions :/
honestly i have no idea
the last time i saw it he just showed up all grimdorky
he kind of snapped out of it when his sis died
but now that were here idk if it actually helped

[reddeadvirtuoso]

i may just have a way in >:)
you know if he lets me
but i look forward to giving the terrors a good punch in the face >:D

[sawthelockdown]

Yeah, that just makes it worse!!!

in circumstances that aren't this one anyway

[reddeadvirtuoso]

nope
i freely admit to understanding jack shit
probably even less than the guys that know demony darkness cult bullshit
i dont really want to drag them into this
id rather go myself actually!
but i have
no idea how to do that on my own

[~competence~]

[reddeadvirtuoso]

dont worry my bro here is kind of an insufferable jerk himself
i feel ya
thanks again though
if theres anything i can do to speed up the process just let me know

[alephbet]

Good luck convincing him.

[reddeadvirtuoso]

itll be
fun
woo
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