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[reddeadvirtuoso]

so first
my names not dave strider lets get that out of the way immediately before i get anyone coming on here going
dave is that you???
cause its not
im jade
alternate universe bullshit
ok cool introductions out of the way
more importantly
does anyone know how to deal with a freaky darkness horrorterror possessing someone?
like i guess
does anyone know an exorcist?
or is an exorcist?
cause i got a friend here with a spooky brain tumor and we think it would be best if it went the fuck away
unfortunately i know shit all about horrorterrors and darknessy demon cult bullshit
except for what i saw in thirteen ghosts
but that movie was shit
and i dont think he wants his head doing a 360 :/
so yeah if anyone knows how to depossesify someone
thatd be great!

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[knightime]

feferi maybe
she seems to kind of more knowledgeable of that shit
i dont know
but i dont think you can get rid of it through an exorcist
theyre not really like demonic or whatever
i think
man what the fuck
were basically fucked

[reddeadvirtuoso]

youre gonna have to clarify that for me because
the feferi from my universe is a crazy psychotic tree bitch
and if shes here there is no way in fuck i am asking her anything
yeah were basically fucked either way but
i could try and make us slightly less fucked than usual
thatd be really cool :|

[knightime]

crazy psychotic tree bitch
what
no
the feferi is the fish one thats around
idk how else to explain her
she wears goggles and looks like she wants to go swimming 24/7
well yea
but dont try to exorcize him
i will guarantee that would probably not work

[reddeadvirtuoso]

fish girl?
dont think i know her
but she sounds a lot more tolerable than a psychotic tree hugger!
what if we just splashed a little holy water on him

[knightime]

shes around
youll run into her eventually
were like magnets when it comes to the trolls
she probably is
she seems pretty chill tbh
isnt holy water for like
demons and stuff???
do horrorterrors count as demons