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[reddeadvirtuoso]

so first
my names not dave strider lets get that out of the way immediately before i get anyone coming on here going
dave is that you???
cause its not
im jade
alternate universe bullshit
ok cool introductions out of the way
more importantly
does anyone know how to deal with a freaky darkness horrorterror possessing someone?
like i guess
does anyone know an exorcist?
or is an exorcist?
cause i got a friend here with a spooky brain tumor and we think it would be best if it went the fuck away
unfortunately i know shit all about horrorterrors and darknessy demon cult bullshit
except for what i saw in thirteen ghosts
but that movie was shit
and i dont think he wants his head doing a 360 :/
so yeah if anyone knows how to depossesify someone
thatd be great!

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[sawthelockdown]

Yeah, I'll just have to have a chat with Naoya about it first. He won't be able to go in himself, but he can get others in.

We just have to deal with him being an insufferable jerk in the meantime. :(

[crouching_sin]

But I'm an insufferable jerk who gets results.

[sawthelockdown]

Yeah, that just makes it worse!!!

in circumstances that aren't this one anyway

[reddeadvirtuoso]

dont worry my bro here is kind of an insufferable jerk himself
i feel ya
thanks again though
if theres anything i can do to speed up the process just let me know

[sawthelockdown]

yeah, it sucks :(
But no, there's no way to speed up the process
and trying to make any offers will just lead to him
being even more insufferable than usual.
Blah blah he's smarter than all of us blah, we get the picture.
We'll let you know when it's done ok?

[reddeadvirtuoso]

hahaha that is literally how my bro acts
but sounds good!
names jade strider room 2-01
just drop me a line whenever

[sawthelockdown]

Sounds like a plan!
I'm Asako Minegishi, room 2-15.