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[reddeadvirtuoso]

so first
my names not dave strider lets get that out of the way immediately before i get anyone coming on here going
dave is that you???
cause its not
im jade
alternate universe bullshit
ok cool introductions out of the way
more importantly
does anyone know how to deal with a freaky darkness horrorterror possessing someone?
like i guess
does anyone know an exorcist?
or is an exorcist?
cause i got a friend here with a spooky brain tumor and we think it would be best if it went the fuck away
unfortunately i know shit all about horrorterrors and darknessy demon cult bullshit
except for what i saw in thirteen ghosts
but that movie was shit
and i dont think he wants his head doing a 360 :/
so yeah if anyone knows how to depossesify someone
thatd be great!

Comments

[alephbet]

Usually those things are contained inside somebody's soul. So... If you find a way to get to there, I'll be happy to beat up any horrorterros for you.

[reddeadvirtuoso]

i may just have a way in >:)
you know if he lets me
but i look forward to giving the terrors a good punch in the face >:D

[alephbet]

Good luck convincing him.

[reddeadvirtuoso]

itll be
fun
woo
:|

[alephbet]

Should I say something?

[reddeadvirtuoso]

nah
hes kind of a pretentious assholes who thinks he smarter than everyone
so i doubt itll help
dont worry i got this

[alephbet]

All right. Let me know when you're ready.