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[reddeadvirtuoso]

so first
my names not dave strider lets get that out of the way immediately before i get anyone coming on here going
dave is that you???
cause its not
im jade
alternate universe bullshit
ok cool introductions out of the way
more importantly
does anyone know how to deal with a freaky darkness horrorterror possessing someone?
like i guess
does anyone know an exorcist?
or is an exorcist?
cause i got a friend here with a spooky brain tumor and we think it would be best if it went the fuck away
unfortunately i know shit all about horrorterrors and darknessy demon cult bullshit
except for what i saw in thirteen ghosts
but that movie was shit
and i dont think he wants his head doing a 360 :/
so yeah if anyone knows how to depossesify someone
thatd be great!

Comments

[thornythaumaturge]

having seen a movie doesn't mean you can perform what's required!
especially since you actually need to know what all of those theatrics are even supposed to do in real life!
i'm pretty sure i'd be better suited for it based on the simple fact that i can summon demons and shit.

[reddeadvirtuoso]

a movie can leave you perfectly prepared to approach real life
and summoning demons is like
the exact opposite of getting rid of them!

[thornythaumaturge]

see that's the point i'm trying to make!
it's the exact opposite and i'm still better suited!

[grislytragedian]

Says the girl whose plan is to talk to them nicely and hope they go away.

[thornythaumaturge]

you shut up!
you don't even know if holy water exists in this tower john.
what are you going to do if it doesn't, huh?
because like hell am i loaning you my recipe for it.

[grislytragedian]

We just find a priest and get him to bless some water, duh.
Surely somebody in this tower is an ordained minister.
It's not that hard, Rose, you don't need a recipe for holy water.

[thornythaumaturge]

i'll be sure to tell all the priests here that there are two thirteen year olds trying to exorcise something that could easily kill them then!
i'm sure they'd be willing to bless your stupid water still.

[grislytragedian]

We will be sure to find priests that are part of the tower staff.
They will probably give us a veritable Niagara Falls of holy water for the occasion.

[thornythaumaturge]

just because they apparently are sadistic fucks who would probably enjoy watching a thirteen year old drive a crucifix stake through the heart of his comrade in an attempt to drive out what is not demon nor ghost doesn't mean you should take advantage of them like that.
i thought i trained you better.
i am so disappointed in you.

[grislytragedian]

Excuse me I don't remember spontaneously becoming a dog at any point in time.
What's this about you training me?

[thornythaumaturge]

well if you ask me you obviously need it jeez.

[grislytragedian]

Rose, that doesn't make any sense.
You just completely changed tenses there, I went from having (supposedly good) training to needing it completely in the span of two seconds.