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[reddeadvirtuoso]

so first
my names not dave strider lets get that out of the way immediately before i get anyone coming on here going
dave is that you???
cause its not
im jade
alternate universe bullshit
ok cool introductions out of the way
more importantly
does anyone know how to deal with a freaky darkness horrorterror possessing someone?
like i guess
does anyone know an exorcist?
or is an exorcist?
cause i got a friend here with a spooky brain tumor and we think it would be best if it went the fuck away
unfortunately i know shit all about horrorterrors and darknessy demon cult bullshit
except for what i saw in thirteen ghosts
but that movie was shit
and i dont think he wants his head doing a 360 :/
so yeah if anyone knows how to depossesify someone
thatd be great!

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[thornythaumaturge]

horrorterribly of course!

[[She doesn't know she only knows how to summon them not how to exorcise them from people...]]

um...maybe if we ask it nicely...

[grislytragedian]

Yeah that will work, sure.
Let me know how it goes.
Meanwhile I am going to go and gather the necessary equipment to actually purge demons from brains.
As proven by the silver screen.

[thornythaumaturge]

john please.
please.
tell me that you are not serious.
i can't tell right now.
because you of all people should know that the silver screen proves nothing!!

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[grislytragedian]

[There's no text response to that, just some recorded laughter.]

[aka: No, Rose he's been fucking with all of you this entire time. And he still is from the sounds of things.]

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[thornythaumaturge]

Wow no fuck you! John I am about to walk away from this terminal and not speak to you for at least a week I can't believe the tower gave you that thing oh my god.

[[Wow rude.]]

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[tortileghostwriter]

WHY.

[reddeadvirtuoso]

[She didn't turn on the audio but you can probably hear her laughing halfway across the library if you're there oops

continue with your day.]

[reddeadvirtuoso]

theres a cathedral here
i bet we can bless ourselves some holy water!

[grislytragedian]

Jade, it doesn't work like that.
Blessing holy water is not a do-it-yourself project.

[reddeadvirtuoso]

no but see
holy environment holy man
itll make it twice as powerful
we might even find our priestly fella hanging around there

[grislytragedian]

Ahhh, gotcha.
Two birds, one stone. I like the way you think.