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[reddeadvirtuoso]

so first
my names not dave strider lets get that out of the way immediately before i get anyone coming on here going
dave is that you???
cause its not
im jade
alternate universe bullshit
ok cool introductions out of the way
more importantly
does anyone know how to deal with a freaky darkness horrorterror possessing someone?
like i guess
does anyone know an exorcist?
or is an exorcist?
cause i got a friend here with a spooky brain tumor and we think it would be best if it went the fuck away
unfortunately i know shit all about horrorterrors and darknessy demon cult bullshit
except for what i saw in thirteen ghosts
but that movie was shit
and i dont think he wants his head doing a 360 :/
so yeah if anyone knows how to depossesify someone
thatd be great!

Comments

[grislytragedian]

Uh huh.
Sure.

[thornythaumaturge]

wow fuck you!
like you couldn't be just as easily distracted with some puzzley murder horror flick!

[grislytragedian]

Of course not.
"Puzzley murder horror flicks" can wait until after the task at hand is accomplished.
They will be the sweetest reward for an exorcism well-performed.

[thornythaumaturge]

john.
don't make me.

[grislytragedian]

Don't make you what?

[thornythaumaturge]

i'll do it.
i still haven't eaten that oatmeal.