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[reddeadvirtuoso]

so first
my names not dave strider lets get that out of the way immediately before i get anyone coming on here going
dave is that you???
cause its not
im jade
alternate universe bullshit
ok cool introductions out of the way
more importantly
does anyone know how to deal with a freaky darkness horrorterror possessing someone?
like i guess
does anyone know an exorcist?
or is an exorcist?
cause i got a friend here with a spooky brain tumor and we think it would be best if it went the fuck away
unfortunately i know shit all about horrorterrors and darknessy demon cult bullshit
except for what i saw in thirteen ghosts
but that movie was shit
and i dont think he wants his head doing a 360 :/
so yeah if anyone knows how to depossesify someone
thatd be great!

Comments

[tortileghostwriter]

a day marginally less marred by the various and sundry sorts of bullshit this tower has on offer

[restitchtime]

I guess that's almost possible if I keep off the network, don't leave my dorm, and my roommates fall into mysterious comas again.



But you're still full of shit.

[tortileghostwriter]

well what else can i say i certainly tried

[restitchtime]

Bullshit you tried. I've seen better effort from roadkill.

[tortileghostwriter]

you must have witnessed some particularly lively tiretrodden rabbits

[restitchtime]

Squirrels, but what city assholes plow through with their off-road monster trucks really isn't the point here.

[tortileghostwriter]

yes i was about to say

[restitchtime]

I figured. That kind of nitpicky bullshit is right up your alley, isn't it?

[tortileghostwriter]

when it suits me i suppose

[restitchtime]

Which seems to be most of the time.

[tortileghostwriter]

highly debatable

[restitchtime]

Not really, but I'll never say no to a pointless argument.

[tortileghostwriter]

then lo my point stands

[restitchtime]

We've moved past my roadkill talk, asshole, stop trying to justify being a fussy nitpicker.