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[reddeadvirtuoso]

so first
my names not dave strider lets get that out of the way immediately before i get anyone coming on here going
dave is that you???
cause its not
im jade
alternate universe bullshit
ok cool introductions out of the way
more importantly
does anyone know how to deal with a freaky darkness horrorterror possessing someone?
like i guess
does anyone know an exorcist?
or is an exorcist?
cause i got a friend here with a spooky brain tumor and we think it would be best if it went the fuck away
unfortunately i know shit all about horrorterrors and darknessy demon cult bullshit
except for what i saw in thirteen ghosts
but that movie was shit
and i dont think he wants his head doing a 360 :/
so yeah if anyone knows how to depossesify someone
thatd be great!

Comments

[tortileghostwriter]

youre hardly telling the truth to begin with so i see no reason to leave it at that
deal with it buttercup
id attach an ironic shades emote here but thats really more your territory and ive truly no desire to trod upon your toes

[reddeadvirtuoso]

no i am telling the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth
its a fact of paradoxspace that you and rose are being total party poopers

[tortileghostwriter]

such brazen accusations

[reddeadvirtuoso]

im turnabouting this entire scenario
hold your neck or you might get whiplash as we make our way towards factsville
population not dave

[tortileghostwriter]

ill have you know that factsville is an absolute shithole and i have been a proud resident of truthtown for many moons

[reddeadvirtuoso]

what the fuck paper are you reading
truthtown is the fucking pits
full of goody two shoes who promise to be home by ten and never steal form the cookie jar
the cookies just go uneaten
every
day
at least in factsville theres clipboards and lab coats
its fucking legit

[tortileghostwriter]

so a clean white sterilized lab environment of a city
sounds like a hellhole to me

[reddeadvirtuoso]

i never said anything about it being white and sterilized
white sterilization labs have nothing to do with facts and legitimacy tyvm and i am offended you would make such a rude assumption
its offensive

[tortileghostwriter]

oh not this again
go back to tumblr jade if you cant bear to have your delicate sensibilities of insistent terminology and appearances as relating to lab environments trod lightly upon like an elf ranger crossing snowy mountains

[david legolas isn't even in this thread]

[reddeadvirtuoso]

you are not even close to trodding like an elf bro
you trod like a stinky black magic dwarf
which is to say you dont even bother to trod you just stomp around and crush all of the pine needle

[tortileghostwriter]

what brazen assertions
though theyre laughable at best
or do you care to substantiate it with something equally airy

[reddeadvirtuoso]

airy as they may be but i dont see you trying to deny them beyond saying "hey youre wrong"
come on you got any evidence of your innate elven chic?

not even sorry for this icon

[tortileghostwriter]

come now its selfevident is it not

my permanent mental image of david tbh

[reddeadvirtuoso]

definitely not :P

[tortileghostwriter]

rude

[reddeadvirtuoso]

truth hurts