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[reddeadvirtuoso]

so first
my names not dave strider lets get that out of the way immediately before i get anyone coming on here going
dave is that you???
cause its not
im jade
alternate universe bullshit
ok cool introductions out of the way
more importantly
does anyone know how to deal with a freaky darkness horrorterror possessing someone?
like i guess
does anyone know an exorcist?
or is an exorcist?
cause i got a friend here with a spooky brain tumor and we think it would be best if it went the fuck away
unfortunately i know shit all about horrorterrors and darknessy demon cult bullshit
except for what i saw in thirteen ghosts
but that movie was shit
and i dont think he wants his head doing a 360 :/
so yeah if anyone knows how to depossesify someone
thatd be great!

Comments

[tortileghostwriter]

excuse you our shenanigans were only of the most relevant variety

[gloomyapoplectic]

The Way I Saw It You Were The One Discouraging Them In The First Place
So Defending Them Now Seems A Bit Pointless

[tortileghostwriter]

well obviously their shenanigans were of the utmost absurdity
but my contributions were vital to maintaining any semblance of rationality in this mess
ergo our shenanigans are important in a net sense
otherwise itd all go mad
forty years of darkness, earthquakes, volcanoes
the dead rising from the grave
dogs and cats living together
mass hysteria

[gloomyapoplectic]

I Really Dont Think That Leaving A Few People To Their Own Network Based Absurdity Would Cause Mass Hysteria Of The Type You Describe
The Consequences Seem As Irrelevant As The Shenanigans Themselves

[tortileghostwriter]

and its that sort of ostrichlike head-in-the-sand behavior that will be the catalyst of our downfall i guarantee it