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[reddeadvirtuoso]

so first
my names not dave strider lets get that out of the way immediately before i get anyone coming on here going
dave is that you???
cause its not
im jade
alternate universe bullshit
ok cool introductions out of the way
more importantly
does anyone know how to deal with a freaky darkness horrorterror possessing someone?
like i guess
does anyone know an exorcist?
or is an exorcist?
cause i got a friend here with a spooky brain tumor and we think it would be best if it went the fuck away
unfortunately i know shit all about horrorterrors and darknessy demon cult bullshit
except for what i saw in thirteen ghosts
but that movie was shit
and i dont think he wants his head doing a 360 :/
so yeah if anyone knows how to depossesify someone
thatd be great!

Comments

[grislytragedian]

I know it's just so hard to believe isn't it?
But you really aren't supposed to do that.

To be fair, it's not exactly hard NOT to sit next to mom's liquor cabinet.
I mean really that basically refers to anywhere in the house. Save for my room which I guess is technically also your Dave's room.

If "special original reading material" is what I think it is, you will have to count me out of that plan, I'm afraid.
I am not really a fan of snooping through other people's things to begin with.
And private works of original literature is a line that I definitely refuse to cross.

[reddeadvirtuoso]

now everything i know is a lie :(

sounds like party central i guess
he always makes a pointed effort to NOT drink anything though
at least until his laptop battery runs out
i dont really get it

hahaha aw bailing out on me?
its not like its anything bad
he writes shitty fanfiction thinking its cool
but suit yourself
ill just get my alt strider bro to help me out
as long as you dont go spilling the plan!

[grislytragedian]

Healing will come with time.

I see.
That makes absolutely no sense, but whatever I guess.

Not bailing so much as respecting privacy.

[Because if he does that then nobody will attempt to snoop through his notebooks in revenge, right? Right? That's how karma works isn't it?]

[reddeadvirtuoso]

nothing he does makes sense
i think sense would ruin the whole thing for him

aw he wont mind
hell get over it in no time im sure

[Nope. Not when you have a pack of Striders on your hands.]

[grislytragedian]

Still, I would rather avoid the whole "what goes around, comes around" thing in this case.

[He's doomed.]

[reddeadvirtuoso]

your loss bro :O