004 BITE. VOICE.

[bewareofdog]

Gettin' bit and shit from things other than zombies... that don't mean that yer gonna get extra limbs or shit, does it?

Or baby monsters poppin' out yer chest?

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[bewareofdog]

Well... know ya know.

Usually there is a ceremony and ritual and some shit, but ain't got any of the right stuff. Also, ain't got no one here who would understand it. It's like I told 'em, that shit's not as important as rememberin' how to act after. Seen some shitty yakuza who forget themselves. But anyway, as the patriarch of my family, figure it's okay to skip it this once, given the circumstances and the fact I like his spirit.

[tsunball]

Man, the lack of a ritual isn't even the weirdest part about that shit, it's more weird that people join that easily now!

[ not that he's exactly an expert or anything, this is more about the mental image he has of the yakuza thanks to.. well, movies and all that stuff. ]

.. Not that Oowada usually is that bad of a guy. [ as long as he isn't threatening to beat leon up. ]

[bewareofdog]

Eh... [He shrugs, but doesn't offer much else. Not really one to comment on the ways of the yakuza, but agrees that there are people who are joining too easily even back home. That has something to do with weakness, which bothers him, but ain't to bitch and moan about to anyone. As for his new kid, it is part of liking his spirit and also to fulfil a dream that seems like got crushed when everyone's world got fucked.] Life's full of shit that's surprisin'.

[tsunball]

You don't have to tell me that anymore after the shit that went down back home and then here.

[bewareofdog]

Right.

So, don't get so surprised about this shit.

[tsunball]

But this is way on another level! Oowada never told me about any of this shit..!

[bewareofdog]

Haw?

Well, we did have some crazy shit happen.

[tsunball]

Don't tell me you guys bonded over that retarded whale thing.

[bewareofdog]

Nah, nothin' like that. It happened earlier.

[tsunball]

That's good, since yakuza bonding over some freaking whale would have been really weird.

Even by this place's standards.

[bewareofdog]

Eh. Bonded over worst.

[tsunball]

.. So.. you and Oowada going to go around doing yakuza shit now?

[bewareofdog]

What sort of shit ya thinkin' of?

[tsunball]

Whatever it is they do? Breaking kneecaps, cutting off pinkies.. isn't it that kind of stuff?

[bewareofdog]

Ya've been watchin' too many movies, kid.

[tsunball]

So you actually don't do that?!

[bewareofdog]

Oh, I do.

Just not all the fuckin' time.

[tsunball]

[ expectations that this guy might actually not be as scary as a yakuza would seem already down the drain.. ]

What are you going to do in this shitty place instead then?

[bewareofdog]

Help fix this place up, for one.

[tsunball]

.. Huh.. so you're actually doing something good and helping out here? [ sorry, he really did watch too many stereotypical movies. ]

[bewareofdog]

It benefits me right now.

[tsunball]

I don't know how much you could make better in a shithole like this though.

[bewareofdog]

Enough not to make me wanna kill and my shit wrecked for it.