goro majima. (
bewareofdog) wrote in
animus_network2012-08-18 11:31 pm
004 BITE. VOICE.
Gettin' bit and shit from things other than zombies... that don't mean that yer gonna get extra limbs or shit, does it?
Or baby monsters poppin' out yer chest?
Or baby monsters poppin' out yer chest?

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I see. But still it isn't weird! Oowada-kun isn't weird! [He's... not going to let anyone call him that! Not even if you're a big, scary Yakuza boss!]
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He ain't weird.
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I-I'm sorry!! I didn't mean to be so rude! I just-just...
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Oy, oy... don't start that... come on...
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It's fine...
I told ya not to take shit from people... that includes me... so ... settle down...
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[manages a little smile] You sound like Oowada-kun.
[Video]
That so... and good...
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There was this time when he was shaking me and shouting at me... It was really scary... and Kuwata-kun who was there was really scared too so I had to do something! So-So I slapped Oowada-kun really, really hard to make him snap out of it and it worked!
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What was he so angry about?
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Well, it was all because of that butter Oowada-kun found in his trunk...
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Butter? He got that pissed about butter?
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Well... it wasn't ordinary butter... it... Has Oowada-kun told you about the situation we were in back in our world?
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[ He scratches the side of his nose. ] A little bit about it. Somethin' 'bout some teddy bear. And someone else sayin' shit it was asking people to kill.
[Video]
[nods] We were trapped in this school run by a sort of robot bear called Monobear and he forced us to kill each other... Well, Oowada-kun sort of... accidentally killed me. Though that's what he says! I-I don't really know if that actually happens or not since I guess I came here before all that happens... But Oowada-kun says it does happen and he's very, very sorry about it.
Anyway, Monobear likes to deal out these very... strange executions on the murderer... and we think that the butter Oowada-kun found in his trunk was... was... was made from him or part of him after he was executed... because there is this person here who has very heightened senses and he kind of discovered that the butter smells like Oowada-kun...
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That so? It seems like that ain't even remotely right. Ya stay close to Oowada. He'll do his part to take care of ya, and keep on forgivin' him. Shit like that stays with a person more often than not. I ain't gonna let that bear go easy if I find 'im, but yer okay with that, right? It ain't really my fight, though... I'll just bring 'im to ya all if I ever find it... and ya can exact yer own justice. Seems like it'd do ya all good.
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Eh? But Monobear is very dangerous, Majima-san! [then actually that sounds like a good idea!] I... well, I was thinking that if we ever managed to catch him or disable him, maybe I could try reprogramming him.
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[ He bites his tongue to keep from saying, 'Bitch, do I look like I give a fuck?' Clearing his throat instead, he focuses on the second part. ]
Reprogram?
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[But... he's just worried about you... he worries about everyone... Anyway, he brightens up considerably.]
Yes, I'm a computer programmer! I think I'll be able to find a way to hack into him and change his programmed personality since I have been developing something similar back home! It shouldn't be too hard to do! [and is a programming prodigy]
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